Since nobody knows when the beginning or end of the WNBA season is, WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert has decided she’s retiring at the end of the calendar year.
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JURY FAILS TO DECIDE IF MOM WHO STRANGLED HER KIDS IS GUILTY; MISTRIAL TO BE DECLARED
Well, it looks like we’ve got a mistrial.
Grand Ole Opry invites non-binary, satanic Sam Smith to perform
Welp, that’ll about do it for the formerly grand Ole Opry.
Lefties do the meme, defend Moroccan “migrants” who clubbed baby dolphin on Ceuta’s beach
Let’s check in on Spain’s newest wave of diversity, shall we?
Virginia mom given suspended jail sentence for letting son walk to collect feathers by a pond
A group of women are rallying behind a woman who admitted to killing her kids, causing exhausting days-long deliberations at her trial, but over in Virginia, we’ve got this going on.
The storms that hit the Swamp last night were so biblical that it looked like judgement had finally arrived
D.C. almost got erased by a strong storm system on Thursday, which would arguably be welcomed as good news by a majority of Americans.
Milei wants Argentina to “recover” the Falkland Islands after Trump refuses to back the UK
Well, the UK won’t help us out in Iran, so Trump won’t commit to helping them maintain the Falkland Islands off Argentina.
Study: Women are more interested in designer brands when they are ovulating, but there’s a twist
The twist in this story is the best part.
US government launches arcade website where you can make school lunches and “Build the Wall”
For the past 10 years we’ve been periodically shaking our heads and saying, "You just never know what Trump’s gonna do next."
Group of strangers band together to lift car off lady who got run over on her e-bike
Reminder: Be very careful while you’re riding a bike.