This is a real thing that happened. The Vancouver Board of Parks and Recreation on Tuesday apologized to the TGD2S community for a Harry Potter-themed event they will hold in November.
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Ohio legislature introduces law to ban people from marrying AI
Awhile back, we reported a concerning figure: 80% of Gen Z would consider marrying an AI.
OMB Director says federal layoffs have begun
Let the Swamp-draining commence!
Up to 19 people feared dead after Tennessee munitions factory explodes, shakes homes for miles around
Accurate Energetic Systems near Bucksnort, Tennessee, suffered a catastrophic explosion on Friday morning that left multiple people dead.
New York DMV workers charged with “cheating scheme” to sell trucker licenses
This is scary.
Anglican Church lines walls of England’s oldest cathedral with graffiti to celebrate “marginalized communities”
It’s been a heck of month for the Church of England so far.
Feds arrest man who allegedly threatened Benny Johnson and his family
They just can’t stop threatening violence and murder, can they?
Oregon students stage walkout over male using girls’ locker room
Students at Oregon’s Roseburg High School were outraged after a male student repeatedly used the girls’ bathroom and locker room. In response, several brave students chose to walk out of school during eighth period and protest.
Nobel Peace Prize winner dedicates award to President Trump
Amid all the curfuffle about Trump being passed over by the Nobel Committee (again), this year’s winner of the Peace Prize decided to dedicate her award to Trump for his support.
Loyola’s Sister Jean passes away at 106
After 106 wonderful years, this absolute legend is no longer with us 😞
Nobel Committee chair defends not giving Peace Prize to Trump (Putin had thoughts too, because why not?)
On Friday, this year’s Nobel Peace Prize was awarded.
Police: Florida man returns to store to redeem scratch-off tickets he stole hours earlier
Back in spring, a Florida man allegedly stole $7,000 worth of scratch-off tickets from a convenience store in St. Petersburg. He would, I kid you not, return to the Circle K hours later to redeem his winnings.
New York Times Says Terrorists Took “Big Risk” With Peace Deal
This is … objective journalism?
Leader of Green Party UK tells Piers Morgan that women can have male genitals
Apparently, in the UK, they still don’t know what a woman is.
During debate, Dem candidate for VA governor refuses to condemn colleague who wanted Republican family shot
On Thursday night, a debate for Virginia governor did not go well for Democratic candidate Abigail Spanberger:
“No, not that!” New Zealand parliament suspended due to native warrior dance
The Hakeem Jeffries method of shutting down legislative operations seems far less entertaining, as the New Zealand parliament was suspended on Thursday due to a spontaneous and unplanned "haka" dance performed by Maori lawmakers.
The Milwaukee Bucks let every player post one message from their main account. Come see AJ Green’s.
How’s this story for a good news break?
Minnesota governor posts about getting booster shot to show he stands for … freedom?
This guy told me JD Vance is weird.
UT Chattanooga forced to overturn student government that tried to stop Turning Point from starting campus chapter
You’d think that living in a red state like Tennessee, going to a public university in a city like Chattanooga, and being a conservative on campus would all go together smoothly, wouldn’t you?
Substitute teacher allegedly so wasted she thought student was her dog
You might think that headline is an exaggeration. But then you’ll get about a third of the way into this news clip and realize it’s just the plain truth.
Megyn Kelly is getting her own SiriusXM station
Megyn Kelly is making some big business moves in the radio world.
MTG blames Republican Party for government shutdown
MTG is not having it with this government shutdown, and she’s throwing her party under the bus in the process.
“We’re back, Italians”: Trump signs order to restore Columbus Day
Alright, Paisanos, it’s officially official.
Police find nearly $1 million in stolen checks in mailman’s lunchbox
This mailman thought he’d be eating good for quite some time, but then he got pulled over.
New York authorities rescue 95-year-old woman from home packed with hundreds of animals
TPUSA announces “All-American” Super Bowl halftime show to compete with NFL’s woke show
It’s actually happening!
US secretary of state passed note to president asking him to approve social media post before Gaza peace deal was finalized
The Trump admin’s deal to return the hostages still held by Hamas is no joke, but you have to admit, this is pretty funny:
Report: ABC, CBS, PBS have not mentioned Jay Jones scandal one time on-air; NBC dedicated 63 whopping seconds
You know how you don’t hate journalists and the media enough?
Oh look: Trevor Noah thinks Charlie Kirk’s assassination was “funny”
I’m not sure what former Daily Show host Trevor Noah is up to these days, but I do know he thinks Charlie Kirk’s assassination is at least partially funny.
European Parliament tells fake-meat companies they can’t call their products “meat”
Europe is taking an even bigger stand against the soy-boy factory-made tofurkey stuff they’re trying to shove down our throats.