Principal Allison Couch, the principal of West Sylvan Middle School, apparently can’t stand it when students hug each other, particularly girls.
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Coldplay welcomed these girls onstage but things got awkward once they said they’re from Israel 😬
Getting invited onstage at the Coldplay concert is a dream.
Trans offender arrested for breaking into home, violently molesting toddler after Canadian officials released him from jail early
Oh hey, that thing that never happens happened again.
Gavin Newsom Announces He Will Soon Put Out A Meme Coin
So Trump’s meme coin dropped in January…
People are shocked at how much weight The Rock has lost
WWE legend and film star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson unveiled a shockingly slim look at the Venice International Film Festival on Monday and it’s got people worried.
French Police Shoot Muslim Migrant After Stabbing Spree In Marseille
Happening now:
Trump says “Chicago will be safe again, and soon” after 54 people were shot over Labor Day weekend
On Monday, we published a story about 35 people getting shot in Chiraq (Chicago) over the weekend.
If you haven’t heard about the Australian takeover of American football, this video’s got you covered
Australian rules football is possibly the most intense ballgame on the planet, and now, believe it or not, Aussie footballers are invading American football disguised as "punters."
NBC News Apologizes For Misgendering Mass Shooter Who Targeted Little Kids
This is not The Babylon Bee. We don’t do satire here.
British Police Arrest Comedian At Heathrow Airport For Posts Criticizing Transgenderism
TV Comedy writer and sitcom creator Graham Linehan had to be checked in at the hospital after a harrowing ordeal in which he was arrested and questioned for hours at London Heathrow airport.