Bro, living in LA is enough as it is, but having to listen to this?
Not the Bee
Jets QB Justin Fields is “addicted” to reading Bible daily
When you see a headline about a sports star moving to NYC struggling with addiction, you automatically assume it’s going to be another depressing tale in the vein of Johnny Manziel.
Record-low number of Americans now drink alcohol
America officially has a problem drinking.
British Police Fine Man $400 For Riding Electric Skateboard Without Insurance
United Kingdom police reportedly gave this man a fine equivalent to $400 USD and six points on his nonexistent driving license because he didn’t provide them proof of insurance for his electric skateboard.
Brits are welcoming JD Vance by posting this meme everywhere because they think it will bother him
I’m sorry, but this is kinda funny and I think JD would agree.
The most bizarre marketing stunt might be this Domino’s pizza delivery at Loch Ness
Imagine you’re at Loch Ness and off in the distance this object pops up out of the water:
If you missed it, Chattanooga got absolutely walloped by rain. Videos here.
On Tuesday, Chattanooga, TN, saw a torrential downpour that claimed at least three lives.
Socialism Update: Kansas City To Close Subsidized Grocery Store “Despite Receiving Millions”
Well, it was a fun idea, Kansas City, but it’s over. The Sun Fresh grocery store, which the city has invested at least $13 million into, is closed.
Chicago mayor: “[Trump] has always been intimidated by the intellectual prowess of black men”
Mayor Brandon Johnson has an important public service announcement:
Toronto Film Festival Cancels Screening About Hamas Massacre Because Terrorists Didn’t Grant Permission To Use Footage
Good luck coming up with something dumber than this, Babylon Bee.