American voters will either love this or hate this:
Not the Bee
British Government Tells Subjects To Delete Emails To Save Water
England is currently in a drought, which is the most Severe Climate Crisis™ since last year, when England experienced sustained flooding.
Texas Senate passes new map which would add 5 congressional seats for Republicans
Texas Democrats are not going to be happy about this:
Judge Jeanine gets furious with reporter who said DC crime is down
The United States attorney for the District of Columbia has some thoughts for the fake news:
You haven’t golfed until you’ve golfed with this level of distraction
You think you’ve golfed, but have you golfed in these types of conditions?
Chinese man pleads guilty to smuggling 850 turtles in socks from US to Hong Kong
Yep, this was a thing that happened.
Starbucks is asking South Korean customers to stop bringing printers and desktop computers into the store
This should’ve been an SNL sketch but somehow it’s an actual thing that’s happening in South Korea.
Texas Attorney General Files Motion To Hold Beto In Contempt For Violating Court Order
Is Texas actually going to lock Robert Francis up, or is this just another political stunt?
One Of Minnesota’s 10,000 Lakes Accidentally Drained
R.I.P., Alice Lake in William O’Brien State Park.
The Vikings have two new cheerleaders and they’re exactly what you’d expect from a team that wears purple
Well, Minnesota, it looks like you can finally change your name to the Viqueens.









