Why is the Census Bureau allowed to include foreigners who are trespassing in the count that determines congressional representation??
Not the Bee
Kash Patel says the FBI just discovered hundreds of Russia-hoax docs in “burn bags” inside a “secret room” 😬
Nothing to see here! Don’t pay attention to the hundreds of docs stuffed in burn bags, hidden away in a secret room, all related to the Trump-Russia hoax.
Family sues Delta after employee steals child’s iPad, begins uploading pornographic images to iCloud
This sounds like a literal nightmare all the way around.
Australia’s first locally-built rocket lasted a whopping 14 seconds before crashing to the ground
This was Australia’s first attempt at launching a locally-built rocket into outer space, and let me tell you, it did not go well.
WNBA mascot leveled by performer doing back handsprings
I simply cannot show you the other recent embarrassing clip from the WNBA, but I’ll go ahead and give you this one because it made me spit my coffee this morning.
New York Times quietly posts correction about “malnourished” Palestinian boy (you don’t despise the media enough)
Of course The New York Times ran this story:
NYC influencer robbed of $500,000 worth of jewelry outside his home
Let’s check in on New York City, shall we?
Auto accidents are down 10% in Los Angeles and New York this year for some reason 🤔
Huh.
US GDP up 3% in quarter two, despite expectations
Trump’s dangerous and foolhardy economic games have done it again.
YouTube will now use AI to predict your age … and require government ID if it thinks you’re a kid
Given that most adults act like children these days, I’m not sure this will work 😂