So this fight happened:
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Idaho campus murderer gets life in prison despite pleas for death sentence
He’ll get free housing, AC, and three meals a day for decades. Paid by your taxes.
Gamblers are very unhappy about a new tax rule that limits their deductions for losses
Every gambler knows that the house always stacks the odds in their own favor; it’s just this time it was the House of Representatives and not the casino.
Trump to sign order in nationwide push to get homeless people off streets, into treatment centers
If this plan works, and we’ll see, then we will begin winning again on a level never before imagined.
Hospital settles lawsuit after patient dies during surgery. The doctors were playing “Music Bingo” during the procedure.
Cataract surgery is one of the most common surgeries out there with 4 million performed per year, but any surgery can be dangerous, especially if your surgeon is playing bingo while conducting it.
Candace Owens goes all-in after France’s president sues her for calling his wife a dude
We told you yesterday how Candace Owens is being sued by French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife, Brigitte.
Joe Biden bags $10 million bonus for selling memoir he totally wrote
In case you were wondering, the publishing industry is also a big giant scam.
Savannah Bananas player biffs backflip live on CNN
Savannah Bananas player RobertAnthony Cruz appeared on CNN this morning and was scheduled to do a backflip to start the segment. However, it did not go as planned.
Big props to the lads who recently shattered the record for world’s largest Scotch egg
If you’ve never had a Scotch egg before, let me assure you: You are missing out.
Chuck E. Cheese Arrested In Florida
My 10-year-old self rn:









