In an article that would have been well-suited for The Babylon Bee, laughably stuffy publication The New Yorker posed the novel question of whether or not the American Revolution was a good thing. Seriously.
Not the Bee
The Phillies just walked off the Red Sox in the dumbest way ever. Get a load of this mess.
Bottom of the tenth, no outs, bases loaded, game still tied, and this is how the Phillies walk off the Red Sox:
Bee Forum News: Cuban Refugees Living In New York City Forced To Flee Communism Again
Welp! Cuban refugee families who fled communism for a better life under evil capitalism have been forced to flee once again, this time from New York City. Once a beacon of hope and light to the world, NYC is now facing a rising tide of communism promising trouble…
To fight climate change, Microsoft is reportedly paying $1.7 billion to bury poop
According to The Wall Street Journal, Microsoft has just signed a $1.7 billion deal with Vaulted Deep to bury humanity’s poop 5,000 feet underground.
Wokies are trying to cancel this Airbnb host after someone noticed a Trump sign on the property (because of course)
Trump was elected by the majority of American voters (meaning he’s a pretty popular guy), but I guess the wokies haven’t heard about that, so they want to cancel this Airbnb host for the sin of hanging a generic political sign:
The drama between the White House and the Wall Street Journal just got worse with a boot from Trump’s upcoming trip
Aaaaand the drama continues!
It’s a slow news day, so I decided to gift you memes to brighten your day 🤌
Meme dump time!
19 confirmed dead so far after Bangladeshi Air Force jet crashes into school
A Bangladeshi Air Force jet crashed Monday into Milestone School and College in the capital of Dhaka during a training exercise.
Watch: Dude somehow walks away from high-speed motorcycle crash during police chase in LA
Look, I’m not here to celebrate running from the police, but this man miraculously just walked off after crashing his bike at around 120 mph on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles and I’m simply amazed by it.
This New York man wore a 20-pound chain into an MRI room. It did not end well.
We’ve covered a few stories about the dangers of MRI machines, especially if you’re carrying a gun: