Life comes at you fast:
Not the Bee
This new Jimmy Fallon skit is a great example of why late-night TV is getting the axe
Remember when this guy used to be (somewhat) funny?
In-N-Out president gives details on leaving California: “Doing business is not easy here”
I’m not sure this Babylon Bee article is satire anymore:
This champ jumped into a lake to rescue a boy stuck under a dock, then did CPR until paramedics arrived 💪
Gauge Bryant, a 13-year-old from Everett, Washington, was at the lake when he heard a mom screaming for help. The mom told Gauge that her son fell off the dock and couldn’t swim, so without pausing to think, Gauge jumped into the water and began searching for the…
The federal workforce in DC has already shrunk by over 22,000 under Trump
Here’s a bit of good news to brighten your day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently to land this Florida woman in jail!
Florida woman Cynthia Sosa was driving along when a chicken stepped out in front of her to cross the road.
National Association of Realtors reports that foreign investors bought $56 billion worth of American homes last year
I think I’ve thought of a very easy way to make the price of housing more affordable!
The CEO caught on the Coldplay kiss cam has been put on leave (so has his boo)
Bet the board of the Boston tech firm Astronomer never thought this is how their week would go!
This speech to an empty parliament chamber about England returning to Christ is the spark the West needs to remember why it was great
This is some poignant stuff from the Conservative Party member Danny Kruger.
“Drag Clown” Seminary Student Puts On Makeup During Service At Canadian Church Led By Atheist Female Pastor
This is a real thing. It’s not a Babylon Bee headline. No, I am not lying to you!