How can comedy writers compete with this? ๐
Not the Bee
This girl’s hilarious list of reasons she should be exempt from the draft are 100% accurate
ATTN: Pete Hegseth ๐
Summertime PSA: If you see one of these in your tree, kill it immediately
Ahh, summertime: A season for kicking back, relaxing, grilling and barbecuing.
LA County politician under federal investigation for calling on street gangs to protect the city from ICE
Bro, the vice mayor of Cudahy, California, which is just south of LA, wants street gangs to help protect their turf from ICE.
The media says this “British man” was arrested for trying to marry a nine year old at Disneyland Paris
The media reported en masse that a "British man" tried to marry a nine-year-old girl at the Sleeping Beauty castle inside Disneyland Paris.
So a foreign-born commie Muslim just won the Democratic nomination for NYC mayor. Come see how crazy this guy is.
If you were waffling about whether or not New York City was beyond saving…
Pack it up: Big Balls has resigned from his position in the US government
All great things must come to an end, and such is the story of Big Balls.
CNN says “core components of Iran’s nuclear program are largely intact” after Trump’s strikes. The White House has thoughts.
The White House is saying this report is bogus, but I just wanted you to know that CNN is already out here trying to say that Trump’s strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities have largely failed, which in layman’s terms means they were widely successful.
A California nudist allegedly murdered his neighbors and drowned their Shih Tzu because of a hot dog
This story would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t so ridiculously gruesome.
ICE rounded up the illegals and now The Wall Street Journal thinks improving working conditions and paying people more is “novel”
In Nebraska earlier this month a meatpacker faced a crisis when an ICE raid rounded up a lot of their employees.









