As far as "beyond parody" goes, this quote from Michelle Obama is right up there with the best of them.
Not the Bee
Transgender pitcher leads Minnesota girls’ softball team to state championship berth by pitching 14 shutout innings in back-to-back games
Remember this guy we covered a few weeks back?
Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals rules Seattle spa must allow “male with fully intact genitals” to bathe naked with women
Here’s your daily update from the Pacific Northwest 👇
Sir Ian McKellan opens the first all-trans and non-binary production of Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night”
I regret to remind you that the guy behind Gandalf is really, really gay.
U.S. government launches all-out investigation into hospitals that perform gender surgeries on kids 😤
Just remember, my friends: If Kamala had won in November, we’d see them lining the kids up around the block to get butchered and pumped full of hormones.
Let’s see how the Germans are using their cathedrals these days
During what was supposed to be a respectful celebration of 1,250 years of Westphalia at Paderborn Cathedral in Germany, a group of half-naked modern dancers performed a song entitled "Fleisch ist Fleisch" ("Flesh is Flesh").
Kindergarteners taken to hospital after classmate brings Jell-O shots to school
Yo, mom and dad, where you at on this one??
Cory Booker is writing a book about his “historic” filibuster earlier this year. For real.
Spartacus just never knows when to quit, does he?
This is definitely the dumbest AI video but it also made me laugh the hardest
Had to share this with y’all 👇
Watch these leftists fight with Homeland Security agents to keep illegal aliens from being sent back home
The mind of a leftist is an amazing thing.
Imagine Dragons waves around Palestinian flag and transgender guitar at concert in Milan
No one has ever argued that the modern day "poets" of Western Civilization were smart, but the ignorance displayed here by the rock band Imagine Dragons is truly something.
The last living GRANDSON of President John Tyler has passed away
This story really makes you realize just how young America is.
A flight to Orlando was delayed so this little girl got on the mic (the comments are amazing)
A recent Delta flight to Orlando – home of course to Disney World – was delayed for what seems to have been two hours, leaving passengers frustrated.
Dan Bongino says he has video showing that Epstein killed himself
I’ve come to rely on the old adage, "I’ll believe it when I see it," with this new Trump administration, and that’s how I feel about this one:
Haribo recalls candy after family discovers gummies were laced with cannabis
A certain family in the Netherlands got an unpleasant surprise when they popped open a bag of Haribo gummies recently.
This is a real headline in an “academic” magazine. Please enjoy the ratio.
Ladies and gentlemen, and I do mean ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the worst take you’ll see all week:
Watch this 9-year-old homeschooler tell the Nevada legislature why school choice is so important
If you needed a ringing endorsement of the power of homeschool, look no further than this walking, talking, three-foot-tall billboard:
Voters are furious that Republicans failed to codify a single DOGE cut into law before Elon stepped down
Republicans were given a sweeping mandate to drain the Swamp but they didn’t do it.
Witness the backlash against San Fran’s “Grading for Equity” plan, where 21% is a passing grade (that’s not a typo)
Imagine a world where high school students only need a 41% to get a C, where tardiness and truancy are no longer punished in any way, where homework and tests are no longer counted toward a student’s final grade, and where that nothing-burger education costs the taxpayers $100…
You have to see the before-and-after shot of the Swiss town buried by a glacial collapse
This is an absolutely horrific scene out of Blatten, Switzerland:
Meet the Democrats’ new secret weapon to woo back young men
Lads, the Democrats are sad that you’ve left their side of the political aisle by the tens of millions, so they’ve come up with a tantalizing new strategy:
Woman says boyfriend’s fart gave her sinus infection for 7 years
Yeah, I saw this story on my feed today so I decided that all of you needed to see it too.
Federal trade court blocks Trump from setting tariffs because of course
Welp, the courts are at it again…
David Hogg caught on camera saying Jill Biden’s chief of staff essentially ran the White House
What do you call it if the spouse of an elected official takes control of their office, installs their own people in power, and then runs the country by proxy?
Long Island resident finds body while uncovering pool for the season (wait till you see who it might be) 😬
Just when you thought it was time to sunscreen up and grab a cold one to slip in that pool floaty, you discover something like this:
Watch the scramble onboard this Delta flight to catch two loose pigeons 😂
It may be common for commercial flights to be full of frequent fliers, but this is ridiculous. A Delta flight was delayed twice due to two pigeons being found flying around in the cabin.
A fan is suing the Colorado Rockies after being hit by a foul ball
Timothy Roeckel was hanging out in a luxury box at a Rockies game as a guest of the box’s owner when, out of nowhere, a foul ball hit him right in the eye.
That weird little man child just got indicted on more counts of human trafficking
Who are these guys again?
Why have hundreds of judges across the U.S. had random pizzas delivered to their homes? The media thinks it knows.
Inside Edition implies here that Trump voters are trying to intimidate judges by … sending free pizza?
Come see how the San Diego Humane Society is caring for the most adorable bear cub you’ll ever see
The San Diego Humane Society received a small bear cub that was rescued by some campers in the Los Padres National Forest. The cub was found alone and starving.