I’ve come to rely on the old adage, "I’ll believe it when I see it," with this new Trump administration, and that’s how I feel about this one:
Not the Bee
Haribo recalls candy after family discovers gummies were laced with cannabis
A certain family in the Netherlands got an unpleasant surprise when they popped open a bag of Haribo gummies recently.
This is a real headline in an “academic” magazine. Please enjoy the ratio.
Ladies and gentlemen, and I do mean ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the worst take you’ll see all week:
Watch this 9-year-old homeschooler tell the Nevada legislature why school choice is so important
If you needed a ringing endorsement of the power of homeschool, look no further than this walking, talking, three-foot-tall billboard:
Voters are furious that Republicans failed to codify a single DOGE cut into law before Elon stepped down
Republicans were given a sweeping mandate to drain the Swamp but they didn’t do it.
Witness the backlash against San Fran’s “Grading for Equity” plan, where 21% is a passing grade (that’s not a typo)
Imagine a world where high school students only need a 41% to get a C, where tardiness and truancy are no longer punished in any way, where homework and tests are no longer counted toward a student’s final grade, and where that nothing-burger education costs the taxpayers $100…
You have to see the before-and-after shot of the Swiss town buried by a glacial collapse
This is an absolutely horrific scene out of Blatten, Switzerland:
Meet the Democrats’ new secret weapon to woo back young men
Lads, the Democrats are sad that you’ve left their side of the political aisle by the tens of millions, so they’ve come up with a tantalizing new strategy:
Woman says boyfriend’s fart gave her sinus infection for 7 years
Yeah, I saw this story on my feed today so I decided that all of you needed to see it too.
Federal trade court blocks Trump from setting tariffs because of course
Welp, the courts are at it again…