Finally, something that Democrats and Republicans can get behind — a foul, flesh-eating monster pest.
Not the Bee
The All-American Rejects are doing random shows at house parties and it feels like 2006 all over again
It might just be my nostalgia for high school and college, but this is one of the most awesome music tours I’ve ever heard of. The All-American Rejects are randomly popping up at house parties this month and they’re absolutely rocking it.
Advisor to former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych shot dead in Spain
Former Ukrainian politician Andriy Portnov, a top adviser to ousted President Viktor Yanukovych (thanks, CIA!), was shot dead this morning outside the American School of Madrid shortly after student drop-off.
Multiple newspapers publish “summer reading list” without realizing that 10 of the 15 books are fake and generated by AI 🤦♂️
I am pretty sure that AI is going to be the death of all of us.
Would-be murder’s plot to kill his rival consisted of one grand, some pigs, a nun, and a bottle of bourbon
New York man Jeal Sutherland couldn’t seem to get his girlfriend’s baby daddy out of her life, so, like any reasonable person, he hatched a plot to have him killed.
Trump just showed the South African president video of his citizens singing about killing white people 👀
HOLY. MOLY.
Loudon County Public Schools investigates boys for sexual harassment because … they didn’t like a girl filming them in their locker room
So here we have another story out of the uber-woke Loudon County Public Schools in Virginia.
Delaware becomes 11th state to allow assisted “suicide”
Man, I don’t want to be morbid, but Joe Biden’s state passing this bill the same week his PR team announced he has cancer is … oof.
A bipartisan bill could make supersonic flights legal over US cities again, but they’ll be much different this time
Currently, according to 14 CFR § 91. 818 no civilian aircraft can operate at supersonic speed without a special permit from the FAA for testing purposes.
Stephen Colbert kindly allows James Comey to explain his excuse for posting those “8647” seashells
Apparently James Comey, like the rest of us, thinks everyone who watches Stephen Colbert’s show is an idiot.