It’s about that time of year, folks: Time for a family vacation. And nothing says "family vacation" quite like a megabrawl on a cruise ship.
Not the Bee
Hockey player who slashed opponent’s neck with his skate in 2023 avoids criminal charges in Britain
Remember this from a few years back?
Watch Bernie Sanders channel his inner Biden during D.C. speech
Bernie Sanders is a whole year older than Joe Biden, so while fighting the oligarchy in D.C., it was no surprise to me that he pulled this, let’s call it "Grandpa Bern," move.
I am happy to inform you that the protest against Trump on the Capitol steps turned into a sing-along led by a gay rabbi
Please don’t stop this, Dems. It’s great TV.
Black American who moved to Ghana to escape “racism” says she’s coming home because Africa is so corrupt
Wait, you mean America is actually pretty … exceptional?
This Indian man had no idea there was a terrorist attack happening below him while zip-lining
This was a wild ride in more ways than one, but the man on the zip-line seems to have had no idea that a terrorist attack, which would eventually kill 26 civilians at a tourist location in Pahalgam, India, was taking place just below him.
I tried to find a happy story for y’all over my lunch break, but I got an update on Seattle’s nudist park instead
Guys, we work really hard to find positive stories to sprinkle into our news coverage, but some days it seems impossible.
DEA says active duty US military members were working security when they raided illegal Colorado nightclub run by Tren de Aragua
Umm, I don’t want to make a big deal out of this, but …
White House orders UPenn to rescind all awards Lia Thomas won while swimming as a “woman” 👀
Shots fired at the White House this week:
Michigan moves forward with plan to gas geese to death due to overpopulation
What do you do if you’ve got an overpopulation of Canada geese in your state? Well, if you’re Michigan, you gas them to death.