A man was arrested for allegedly shoplifting at multiple Walmarts with a pretty clever self-checkout scheme.
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Woke female “pastor” claims Jesus was autistic
On this week’s episode of "Woke Church Doing Woke Things," a female "pastor" bravely and stunningly announced that Jesus was autistic.
Cornell and Northwestern just found out
You know what I call taking $1 billion away from Cornell because they’re woke as crap?
Hawaii man accused of trying to push his wife off a cliff and poison her has either the best or worst lawyer ever depending on how you look at it
This is a wild story:
Trump orders 90-day pause on tariffs EXCEPT for China, which just had tariffs raised to 125% 👀
He’s going straight at Xi.
Lead writer for “Power Rangers” apologizes 30 years later for making the Black Ranger black and the Yellow Ranger Asian 😂
You can tell just how much we’re advancing as a society by the fact that we’ve got people bringing up their "racist" past which, at the time, no one in the world thought was racist.
Not satire: Missouri woman charged with trading one of her 200 foster kids for monkey
Missouri woman Brenda Ruth Deutsch has been collecting exotic animals for over a decade. And it sounds like she’s been collecting foster kids too; she’s run roughly 200 kids through her home over that time.
Dropped Donut Results In Nasty 3-Car Accident
Any driving instructor will tell you that dangerous traffic accidents can have a wide range of causes, but one wreck last week in Ohio may be the first-ever documented instance of a traffic accident caused by a donut.
Cadbury has unveiled the world’s largest Creme Egg and I think I might vomit
Before I offend, does anyone even like Cadbury Eggs?
IRS chief quits her job after Treasury signs deal with Homeland Security to help track down illegal aliens
Oh yeah, THAT’LL show the Bad Orange Man!