White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has made it known that her official policy is to not interact with unserious people, and I absolutely love it!
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Believe it or not, a new study shows that dating apps are really, really bad for you
BREAKING: Turns out dating apps are terrible for you. I’ll give you a moment now to process this shocking news 👇
Tim Walz just gave a speech to veterans and it DID NOT GO WELL
There are not enough tampons in the men’s room at the Minnesota Capitol to dry up all the tears that Tim Walz must have shed after this exchange with veterans on Tuesday while he spoke to the American Legion.
Black teen accused of mass shooting gets reduced bail after lawyer says “young African American males” don’t get the same “presumption of innocence” as whites
Liberals are correct: There is a two-tier justice system.
Trump signed an executive order to make shower heads great again and Jerry Seinfeld must be proud
Trump has signed an executive order reversing the Biden Administration’s regulation requiring everyone to use crappy shower heads that have no water pressure.
“Defiling the car of a fellow liberal”: California leftist complains after Tesla gets keyed
This is kind of the perfect video right here to sum up all this Tesla vandalism garbage. Listen to what this California leftist had to say after finding his electric car he purchased six years ago because he was concerned about climate change vandalized.
Check it out: The Trump admin is poised to rescue Americans from Biden’s stupid gun infringements 🇺🇸
It looks like the 2nd Amendment could be back on the menu, boys!
Meta whistleblower tells Congress that social giant gives your data to China, repeatedly undermined U.S. national security
This is big if true.
This woman called out CNN’s Anderson Cooper for “misgendering” her and Bernie Sanders’ reaction was priceless
This is just a reminder, if you needed one, that Bernie Sanders is 83 years old and — no matter what he says on the campaign trail — is largely clueless about the modern Gen Z insanity that has taken over the Democratic party:
Congressional Committee Votes To Halt Funding To Taliban
Nope, this isn’t The Babylon Bee. A committee in the U.S. House of Representatives actually held a vote on a bill that would stop funding to the Taliban … because, well, we’re currently funding the Taliban.