Alright guys. It’s America’s birthday and we’re going to do things right for the 249th year of independence.
Not the Bee
I asked ChatGPT to tell me the Top 100 Greatest Americans for our Not the Bee audience, and AI has us nailed
I regret to inform you that the AI chat bots are getting really, really good.
WATCH: Are you really an American if you don’t paint Old Glory on your lawn like this guy?
You think you love America, but do you love her as much as this guy?
The Brits just declared a meme war, but hoo boy did Americans fight back in the comment section 🇺🇸
I interpret this as a formal declaration of war. 😉
This July 4 will have the lowest average gas prices in four years. Come see how much money we’ll save this weekend as a result.
Alright, this is getting out of hand. It’s just too much winning.
The funniest thing you’ll see today are these white liberals screaming to “mourn America” on July 4th 💀
And here I was worried that the newsfeeds would be slow today 😂
Travis Kelce Says His Biggest Struggle While Hosting SNL Was That He “Can’t Really Read That Well”
Bro, how did this guy pull Taylor Swift?
Colombian authorities locate mass grave with the bodies of eight Christian leaders who went missing months ago
The bodies of eight Evangelical Christian leaders have been discovered after police saw photos of their murder and the gravesite on a captured guerrilla fighter’s phone.
US Department of Transportation instructs states to get rid of gay crosswalks 🫡
We are reaching levels of winning that I never previously thought possible.
This British cop just reminded everyone why Independence Day was necessary
This is somehow just as offensive and embarrassing to Britain as "Lesbian Nana" was.
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL PASSES HOUSE, HEADED TO TRUMP’S DESK
There it is:
Youth Baseball Coaches Fired After Streaking At U-12 Game In Cooperstown
Add this to the list of things not to do at a youth baseball tournament — especially if you’re one of the coaches.
British singer jokes (in song) about not remembering how many abortions she’s had
At this point, I’m honestly surprised she hasn’t kept track to celebrate how many babies she’s killed.
Illegal alien sentenced for killing state trooper while driving drunk. Here’s how the media framed it.
You don’t hate the media enough.
Biden says European leaders have been calling to ask his advice since he left office
Now this is just getting sad, isn’t it?
Wimbledon is underway and this is one of the most impressive shots I’ve ever seen
There’s nothing like the feeling of playing a nice game of tennis. I’m not speaking from experience, I’ve just heard it from people.
Congressman Who Said Filibuster Is Racist Artifact Tries To Stop Spending Bill With Filibuster
Hakeem Jeffries has been on the floor of the House since 5 a.m. and has refused to shut up since.
Homeland Security announces lowest number of border encounters in U.S. history (come look at these stats)
All it took was a new president, didn’t it?
Chiraq Update: Drive-by shooters hit 18 people, killing 4, at rapper’s album release party
It’s been awhile since we’ve done a Chiraq update, so I am sad to tell you that the city is still basically Gotham with Glock switches.
Scientists have confirmed another interstellar object is zooming through our Solar System
Yet another reminder that God’s creation is unfathomably vast and the universe is a massive place with many things in it:
Watch this Russian boxer share her vape with an orangutan (this almost ended very badly)
Boxer Anastasia Luchkina decided to share a video of her sharing her vape with an orangutan at the Taigan Safari Park in Crimea.
Michigan police save bank hostage by luring out robber with Faygo Redpop
Sometimes I read a headline 3 or 4 times before I realize it’s real. This is one of those cases.
German women told to stop groping disabled Arab boys to address problem of sexual assault at public pools
Have you seen whats happening in Germany?
June jobs report shows “stronger than expected” Trump economy
Oh no, liberals, your narrative is collapsing in real time.
Someone hacked Columbia University and made their computers show this Trump pic. Wait till you hear why they did it.
A hacker was able to access Columbia University’s network and make computers and public monitors in student areas display a photo of a smiling Donald Trump.
Do you want live updates on the Big Beautiful Bill? Enjoy.
After passing its own version of the omnibus bill, the Senate sent it back to the House for approval, where it has been stuck for the last several days.
New CIA report says Russia Collusion Hoax was corrupt from the start
Liberals will see this and shout "fake news":
An Obama-appointed judge is trying to order Trump to reopen the border to “asylum seekers”
Just when you thought SCOTUS had put an end to this stuff …
New York DMV staff arrested for scheme that gave licenses to illegal aliens who couldn’t drive
Staten Island District Attorney Michael McMahon has revealed a massive bust in New York City with the arrests of several DMV examiners who were giving driver’s licenses to illegal aliens, even if they didn’t know how to drive.
Let’s check in on the Methodists (oh boy)
The siblings of non-specific gender over in the United Methodist Church sure chose to end Pride Month with a bang, huh?