So, uhh, we informed you earlier today about UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer going full MAGA:
Not the Bee
Amazon driver spends Mother’s Day peeing on Los Angeles doorsteps
I’m convinced this lady is simply trying to become internet famous, cuz this goes way too far.
Watch Trump spend a full minute talking about his “seriously overweight” friend who spends way too much on Ozempic
Man, Trump just has no filter and I love it.
Episcopal Church ends federal refugee partnership because of “moral opposition” to Trump resettling white South Africans
I’m not sure we’ve ever published a story that sounds this much like The Babylon Bee before.
This high school teacher says she’s quitting because the next generation of kids is just too far gone
Well, I hate to bring you the biggest and most depressing black pill you could possibly be delivered today, but this is depressing.
British woman awarded nearly $40,000 after “being compared to Stars Wars villain Darth Vader at work”
A British NHS worker took one of those random online personality tests for his female colleague, it said she was Darth Vader, and now the government has awarded her $38,000 for the "insult."
Jasmine Crockett says Democrats want to run the “safest white boy we can find” in 2028
Welp, Gavin Newsom, Pete Buttigieg, Josh Shapiro, possibly even Tampon Tim Walz, it looks like your time has arrived. According to Jasmine Crockett, the Democrat elites have already made their decision for a 2028 nominee.
Trump just left for his first foreign trip of this term. Let’s compare his departure to Biden’s.
Remember this moment just three months into Joe Biden’s presidency?
UK prime minister says he’s ending “Britain’s open borders experiment,” will require immigrants to speak English and have degrees 👀
I was told by the media that this is alt-right extremist rhetoric that perpetuates the Great Replacement myth!
Come see how five fishermen survived almost two months on the open ocean
These five guys are going to have a fish tale for the ages once they make it back home.
This young woman’s argument against homosexuality had this gay man rebooting his brain
I’ve heard liberals argue that us right-wingers are "hateful" for our views on homosexuality, and I’m kind of getting sick of it. So here’s an argument that will put that view to rest, given by Sarah Stock of Slightly Offensive as part of a Jubilee interview series.
Check out Gavin Newsom’s newest crackdown on homeless camps (he’s going to run for president, isn’t he?)
California’s cities have been overrun drug- and crime-infested homeless camps for more than a decade now.
EPA head says agency will reverse regulations that made cars automatically turn off engines when you stop 🙌
PRAISE THE LORD.
Treasury secretary says China ignored trade obligations when Joe Biden came into office because, well, you know
Is this a surprise to anyone? Anyone at all?
Nashville’s dweeb mayor creates “Belonging Fund” to shelter illegals who do not, by definition, belong here
I challenge you to find a bigger dweeb and soy boy than the mayor of Nashville, Tennessee.
Trump to sign executive order reducing prescription drug and pharmaceutical prices by 30-80%
I have no idea how he’s going to do this, but he’ll sign the executive order this morning:
Apple settles lawsuit over Siri possibly spying on your conversations, and you might be able to cash in on it
If ever you’ve thought that your AI may have been listening in on your private conversations…
White House says it’s finalizing yuge trade deal with China after meetings in Switzerland
Announced Sunday just after 1 p.m. EST:
Pepsi was just knocked off the cola podium. A new soft drink has taken third place.
Well, it brings me no pleasure to bag on Pepsi but the people have spoken with their almighty dollars.
The media is very mad that a South Carolina firing squad botched this execution, but as usual, Matt Walsh has thoughts
Look at these headlines:
115-Year-Old British Woman Named World’s Oldest Living Person
Ethel Caterham of Surrey, England was named the oldest person in British history last month. Just a few weeks later, she became the oldest living person in the world at 115 years and 252 days old after the death of Inah Canabarro Lucas, a nun from Brazil who…
Huh? British comedian refuses to book shows in the U.S. for fear of being jailed
In a story that seems to be as backwards as it gets, a British comedian revealed that he has refused to perform any shows in the United States because he fears the government will throw him in prison.
Starting next week, Steak ‘n Shake will be accepting bitcoin at all locations
Steak ‘n Shake is quickly staking out their position as the rightwing fast food joint, aren’t they?
Watch this toddler steal the show during a street music performance
I think this little guy may just have a future as a performer, because he was definitely getting into the music.
Meet the countertop robot that literally cooks your meals for you: “Like a coffee machine for food”
I’m not sure how I feel about a machine that makes cooking obsolete:
President Trump announces that India and Pakistan have agreed to a “FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE” after U.S-mediated negotiations during the night
Remember that there was a war that started between India and Pakistan, like, less than a week ago?
New executive order creates self-deportation program where America will provide free flights out of the country for illegal aliens
President Donald Trump on Friday night signed an executive order making it easier for those illegally in the country to leave.
Are we gonna have (another) catastrophic airline accident? Check this out.
You may have thought this stunning technical failure at Newark was a once-in-a-lifetime event:
This Virginia McDonald’s has had enough of fights breaking out in their store, so they banned anyone under 21 from dining in
Let’s check in on the Washington D.C. area to see how well the folks in modern liberal democracy are doing, shall we?
North Carolina’s balloonhead of a former governor jumps into Uber to escape question about men in women’s sports
This interaction tells you all you need to know about the Democrats and their radical positions on sex and gender.