This is next-level embarrassing for Shedeur Sanders. Dude had a custom-built draft room because he thought he’d be one of the first quarterbacks off the board, but then he ended up going undrafted in the first round.
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Washington state now gives $120,000 “forgivable loans” for new homebuyers. But only if they’re not white.
These people are just a bunch of knuckleheads, aren’t they?
California police attacked by black girls while breaking up fight at Entrepreneur High School (yes, there’s video)
This is what happens when police simply try to do their job and break up a fight in California.
FBI arrests Wisconsin judge for hiding illegal alien in courtroom
Good morning, it’s a great day for America!
WATCH: FBI arrests New Mexico judge and wife for harboring Venezuelan gangbanger
As it turns out, in sane world, even judges aren’t actually above the law.
London Marathon to let men compete as women even after Supreme Court rules that men can’t be women
We like to joke about how ludicrous it is that we have courts stepping in to define men as men and women as women, like what happened in the U.K. last week.
Wokies are losing their minds today because [checks notes] Matt Walsh wants more white babies in the world
On Thursday, liberal female avatar Dr. Ginny woke up and decided that Matt Walsh is evil for … wanting more white babies.
You gotta see this travel ad Republicans dropped mocking Dems who travel to El Salvador
I don’t know how we missed this!
Megyn Kelly had THOUGHTS after hair-dyed George Clooney said he’s more of a journalist than her
Guys, I was not ready for this video this morning.
This company just made an insanely customizable truck that starts at $20,000 👀
For years, people have been asking for a barebones truck that doesn’t cost a gazillion dollars so the average person can afford it.
Clay Matthews told everyone at the draft in Green Bay that he had a message from Donald Trump. Here’s the message.
So it was the first round of the NFL Draft in Green Bay last night and Packers great Clay Matthews got on the mic to open up the show. He claimed to have a message from the president, and this is what it read:
Police say Mr. Mohamed here was planning to kill a bunch of people within the next day when he got caught shoplifting from a Minnesota gun shop
This was quite the fortunate turn of events in 24-year-old Mohamed Adan Mohamed’s suspected plan to carry out a mass shooting (I’ll let you figure out why a guy named Mohamed Adan Mohamed would want to shoot people).
So do we have a nation anymore or nah? Check out this activist judge (you may remember she sent a Christian grandma to jail last year)
If everyone on the planet can vote in America’s elections, there is no such thing as America anymore.
Ever seen a secret Chinese nuclear sub? Come see what Google Earth captured on satellite
Normally if you want to see Chinese military secrets, you’re given a pretty definitive answer:
This Illinois pastor made an Easter sermon about Jesus being undocumented … just like Kilmar Abrego Garcia
This is a Methodist pastor, so I’m really not surprised by his antics here. But dude really came in with an Easter sermon comparing Jesus to illegal immigrant and alleged MS-13 gang member, Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
The Trump Store really just dropped this new merch 🤣
I simply cannot tell whether this is trolling or actually serious, but you can now purchase this hat at the Trump Store.
The LA Kings had a bunch of Korean grannies play “The Star-Spangled Banner” on harmonica and I’m not sure how to feel about it
The Koreatown Senior & Community Center’s The Harmonica Class was "back by popular demand" to perform the national anthem for the Los Angeles Kings last night, but I think I need an explanation as to what "popular demand" means, cuz, take a listen:
The Guardian warns women about influencers who want to make them “thin, fertile, and Republican” 😂
THIN, FERTILE, AND REPUBLICAN. OH NO!
Illinois governor threatens to boycott El Salvador over Kilmar Abrego Garcia (seriously)
JB Pritzker is not a serious person.
“Woman of color” upset by Englishman waving English flag because it’s “outdated” and “not inclusive”
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Clown World: The British Isles.
Indiana judge lets murder suspect walk because of “staffing crisis” at prosecutor’s office
I remember very well the staffing shortages of a few years ago when it seemed like every restaurant had only half its waitstaff and the Walmart would only have a couple registers open because they couldn’t hire anybody.
20-year-old woman beats up 11-year-old girl at Ohio playground
This is a wild story. A 20-year-old woman, who was apparently hanging out at a playground in Canton, Ohio, on Friday, was caught on tape beating up an 11-year-old child. What’s more, it seems the video was recorded by the mother of the 11-year-old child.
Swedish teenager arrested in Australia for allegedly organizing assassinations in Sweden and Denmark
Remember a while back when we covered Sweden’s child-assassin problem?
Report: Boston’s ultra-woke, anti-Trump mayor received some major funding from a member of the CCP
We’ve covered some of Boston’s mayor Michelle Wu‘s antics over the years:
Watch: Yale protesters throw liquids, yell “SHAME!” at Jewish students attending Israeli minister’s speech
The absolute state of Ivy League schools.
The NFL Draft starts tonight in Green Bay and Wisconsin’s limp-wrist governor recorded this random video for the occasion
I don’t even live in Wisconsin and this is embarrassing.
Come learn about “Dark Woke,” the Left’s most recent attempt at rebranding
I can’t wait to see how this works out for the Dems.
Have you seen the insane wildfire in New Jersey that has consumed more than 13,000 acres?
Even in the context of a busy news week, I’m amazed that this madness out of New Jersey hasn’t gotten more airtime:
Michelle Obama Says Black Women Don’t Complain About Their Pain
Did we trick you? Did you think this was The Babylon Bee?
Someone caught LeBron trying to fake an injury 💀
The Flop King is at it again, and this time he was caught in the act. Here’s LeBron James acting like a soccer player during the NBA Playoffs.