Judging from what I’ve read about moisture farming, it’s no easy life. Not something I would recommend.
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Texas DPS evacuates state capitol after identifying a “credible threat” related to No Kings protest
We’ve got more breaking news on this exciting Saturday, this time out of Texas where the Department of Public Safety has evacuated the capitpl building.
Citigroup says it’s ready to stop discriminating against gun companies and conservatives
Back in 2018, Citigroup announced a new U.S. Commercial Firearms Policy that they would no longer be offering banking services to firearms companies unless they met these stringent requirements:
Report: Multiple sources have identified former Tim Walz appointee as alleged suspect in Minnesota assassinations
Okay, we’ve got more updates on the No Kings Killer in Minnesota.
“No Kings” posters found inside the car of Minnesota assassin, state police ask public not to attend rallies
Welp.
Clayton Kershaw wrote a scripture reference on his Dodgers’ pride hat last night to remind folks what the rainbow really means
Man, how can you not love this from The Dodger’s star Clayton Kershaw?
Two Minnesota legislators along with their spouses were shot in a targeted attack
Is this just the beginning on the "No Kings" protests happening today?
ICE uses E-Verify system to nab over 100 illegal aliens at Omaha meat packer 🤔
E-Verify was meant to screen out illegals from taking American jobs, but a ICE’s recent raid on Glenn Valley Foods in Omaha, Nebraska, shows it doesn’t really work.
Santa Clara University student fired from internship after exposing pornographic essay assignment
Unreal.
I bet you can guess which country Tim Walz says could be the “voice in the world” to “negotiate some type of agreement” between Israel and Iran
As we all sit at the edge of our seats to see how World War III develops, we’ve got Tim Walz doing his best Tim Walz and saying ridiculous things like this:
Suicide Hotline Operator Encourages Disabled Canadian To Consider Assisted Suicide
What I should really do here is format this like a Babylon Bee article, because that’s how insane this story is.
Footage shows Iranian missiles hit Israel in retaliatory attack
Iran returned fire Friday evening local time after Israel killed a cadre of its top leaders and destroyed both nuclear refinement sites and missile defense systems on Thursday.
Brock Lesnar’s daughter won the NCAA shot-put championship with her first throw
Well, this didn’t take long…
Seattle police chief says he’ll do anything to protect residents from feds sent to do his job
Seattle is experiencing some more "mostly peaceful" events right now:
New Jersey Town To Seize 175-Year-Old Family Farm To Build Low-Income Housing
Does this make you angry?
Patrick Reed scored an albatross on the 621-yard fourth hole at the US Open 🤯
Bro, this is the highlight of the 2025 US Open and it happened on Thursday!
This pilot thinks he knows why Air India Flight 171 crashed right after takeoff
What do y’all think? 👇
Man books 120 free flights by posing as a flight attendant
This was genius until it wasn’t.
This guy was disc golfing and a baby shark shark fell out of the sky
With tensions running high around the globe, it’s nice to unwind with a nice game of disc golf … until a BABY HAMMERHEAD SHARK FALLS OUT OF THE SKY.
In Last Interview, Assassinated Iranian Scientist Said He Wasn’t Worried About Assassination
Hoo boy.
I can’t stop watching this slo-mo vid of a patriot tackling a rioter who hit a cop
It’s beautiful.
Street interviewer Nick Shirley went into the lion’s den at ICE protests and the footage is wild
Bro, I have a whole lot of respect for Nick Shirley for actually doing this. He’s known for trolling libs at protests, and getting great content from it, but this one was different.
Trump and Newsom played legal tug-of-war over the National Guard last night
On Thursday night, California’s governor was doing cartwheels on social media after a federal judge ordered control of the National Guard in California to be taken away from Trump and given to the governor.
Here are some pictures and videos showing what just happened with Israel’s strike on Iran
Israel just launched an attack on Iran, including the capital, Tehran.
Israel has launched a preemptive strike on Iran, declared a state of emergency in preparation for retaliation
Reports are coming in that Israel just launched a preemptive attack on Iran this evening and that Israel has declared a state of emergency in preparations for retaliation.
The Dems are LOSING THEIR MINDS because Secret Service handcuffed a senator who started shouting at Kristi Noem
Earlier today, Sen. Alex Padilla (D-CA) had a publicity stunt where he tried to interrupt a presser by the secretary of Homeland Security and was removed from the room by Secret Service agents.
Experts say weight-loss drugs are “long-term threat to McDonald’s” as stock is downgraded again
I don’t know if this would be considered an unintended consequence or just the way the McCookie crumbles, but Ronald McDonald is in trouble.
Video shows Mexican flags being hoisted at construction sites across the US
So … I think we know the next place ICE needs to conduct a raid.
Trump signs resolution that he says will “totally kill” California’s ban on gas cars
This will brighten up your day. Trump just signed a resolution to block California’s ban on gas cars, which would’ve taken effect in 2035.
This legal Chinese immigrant gets it
This guy gets it. He’s a LEGAL immigrant from communist China, and has some words of wisdom for us all.