NECTAR, a non-profit that conducts research on "alternative protein" foods, conducted a large study with 2,700 participants in a blind taste test of meat versus fake meat.
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Watch: Patriot covers up illegal Pride flag at Boise City Hall, replaces it with “Appeal to Heaven” flag
You know, sometimes you’ve just gotta take matters into your own hands.
Can someone please check on Justin Bieber?
Justin Bieber has popped up in several viral clips recently on social media β and he’s, uhh, not looking great.
Larry David shames Bill Maher in NYT article comparing Trump to Hitler (how original!)
Larry David is one of the greatest comedy writers of all time.
The guy stepping in at the WEF is an even creepier Bond villain than Klaus Schwab π
Welp, Klaus Schwab is out at the World Economic Forum, but the guy stepping in as interim chair might be an even more creepy, over-the-top Bond villain than Klaus was, and that’s saying something.
Congressional committee criminally refers Andrew Cuomo to DOJ for “nursing home disaster” π
It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Here’s how the people of Maryland feel about deported “Maryland man” Kilmar Abrego Garcia
If you really want to know how the people feel, you just gotta get out there and ask them. And that’s exactly what Fox News did in Maryland:
Watch what happened to the voice of this “trans woman” when Nancy Mace stated the obvious
You can dress up in a boater hat and a dress. You can wear all the jewelry you want. You can vocal-fry yourself to the ends of the Earth.
The interim manager of the Vatican is a guy named Kevin
Sadly, Pope Francis has passed away, but the Catholic Church does not have a lot of time to mourn his passing.
Bee Forum News: Harvard Recoups Lost Billions With Cookie Fundraiser
After losing billions in government funding, Harvard reiterated its commitment to freedom of shouting people down, shutting people up, and making Jewish students fear for their lives. To recoup the lost funds, students were sent home with the directive to sell as many cookies as possible in a…
Did you know that your tax dollars paid for Sen. Van Hollen’s stunt in El Salvador? Check out what Rep. James Comer did in response.
Okay, at first I thought Maryland’s Senator visiting a gang prison in El Salvador to share Margs was just over the top and ridiculous.
Klaus Schwab officially steps down as WEF chair
BYE, KLAUS!
Nearly 300 passengers evacuated from Delta plane after engine catches fire in Orlando
Wild scene out of Orlando, where Delta Air Lines Flight 1213 to Atlanta caught fire on the tarmac and passengers had to be evacuated using the emergency slides.
This judge was harboring a border hopper and resigned when the alleged Tren de Aragua member was arrested
We often joke about Democrats taking in illegal immigrant gangbangers, but this is the first I’ve seen it in reality, and it’s worse than I imagined.
Apparently 37-year-old Colin Kaepernick is training for a possible return to the NFL
Yeah, Colin Kaepernick, quickly approaching his 5th decade of life, who hasn’t played since the 2016 NFL season, is in training to make his big return to the league.
Watch these twins explain IN UNISON how their mom helped a man who crashed a stolen car π
This video will more than make your day.
While you were enjoying Easter, these dodo birds celebrated 4-20 by hotboxing weed inside water jugs
I do not have words.
Queens woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tries to remove her butt implants
First moral of the story here: Don’t get butt implants – or any sort of unnecessary implants for that matter. Second moral of the story: If you do go against the first moral of the story, make sure to see a licensed surgeon for the removal of those…
Trump just reminisced about Joe Biden with the Easter Bunny π
We don’t deserve this man as President.
Woke Wisconsin brewery sends out Easter message that they will “not sell beer to MAGA”
So it looks like Minocqua Brewing had a normal Easter break:
Robots just ran against humans in a half-marathon for the first time. Come see how they did.
When I think about humans racing against robots, I usually imagine that the humans are hopelessly running away from them.
Two “Maryland men” charged with brutal murder in same county where Kilmar Abrego Garcia lived
As the Democrats fight to bring accused wife-beater and MS-13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America, it seems we now have two more oppressed victims for the Democrats to hold up as heroes — and they’re from the same Maryland county as Garcia.
“Very proud disabled trans woman” with beard gives speech about being misgendered to London protesters
Reality is crazier than satire, my friends.
Watch Pete Hegseth’s reply to the NYT’s latest smear story
Neo-cons, war hawks, and media activists REALLY don’t like Pete Hegseth.
These Florida residents are lucky they checked the doorbell footage before they grabbed their Amazon packages
You really have to be careful these days. The doorbell rings, and you think it’s that pair of Crocs you ordered on Amazon, but instead, you get stuck with some ripoff gators.
Someone cut down dozens of trees in downtown LA over the weekend and police have no leads in the case
Yo, who would do this?
Dylan Mulvaney seeking “permanent” move to the United Kingdom π
Trump has only been in office for three months but he’s already got the man who ruined Bud Light to consider deporting himself!
Did the Bidens photoshop Joe into their family Easter pic? See the reactions.
What is it with Joe Biden and photos?
Pope Francis has passed away. Watch his last public appearance … with JD Vance.
I mean this genuinely: Passing away just after Easter isn’t the worst way to go.
A message from the editor on the ultimate antidote to clown world β
Christ is risen, ladies and gentlemen (and I do mean ladies and gentlemen)!