Sometimes, after I’m done with a long day of saying whatever I want, shooting my KillBlaster Rifle 3000, and enjoying the speed of my private healthcare, I wonder what the Canadians over yonder are up to.
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Democrat congresswoman says we need migrants so we have someone to “to wipe our a**es” when we get old
Childless cat lady says what?
Texas man says he broke into Mar-a-Lago to share the Gospel with Trump and marry his granddaughter
Texas man had to fly all the way to West Palm Beach to compete with Florida man this week.
Holocaust survivor who supports nonprofit suing Trump to keep borders open surprised that illegal Egyptian migrant would set her on fire
I’m not going to pick on 88-year-old Barbara Steinmetz, who was born in Austria and survived the Holocaust. But I do think many older Americans have absolutely no idea what time it is:
Missouri senator puts the judiciary on blast for assigning multiple big Trump cases to one judge: “A statistical impossibility”
Missouri’s Senator Eric Schmitt is fed up with the statistical anomaly of multiple Trump-order cases being handed to Obama-appointed James Boasberg.
Gov. Katie Hobbs just vetoed a bill that would’ve prevented communist China from buying land next to military sites in her state 🤔
Hmmmm … now why would she do that?
The media is crying that the daughter of the man who threw Molotov cocktails at Jews might get deported 😑
You don’t hate the media enough. You really don’t.
Step inside “Trump Burger,” the Texas chain started by an immigrant obsessed with the president
Amid endless debate over whether or not In-N-Out, Five Guys or Shake Shack puts up the best burger, we have a new — and yuge! — contender entering the crowded upscale burger market.
Watch this girl somersault her way to victory in the 100-meter hurdles (not a joke, she really did this) 😂
Brooklyn Anderson of Thurston High School (Oregon) won the state championship in the 100-meter hurdles in the wildest fashion imaginable.
Video: Episcopal Church inaugurates Pride Month with “pride eucharist” 🤨
Ladies and gentlemen, and I do mean ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most blasphemous thing I’ve ever seen.
Young man wins $20,000 from high school that suspended him for saying “illegal alien”
You absolutely love to see it.
Report: ICE agents now posing as utility men to nab illegal aliens
You gotta give these guys credit for coming up with a very creative solution to immigration enforcement.
Eric Swalwell just said he wears the the Fang Fang scandal “as a badge of honor”
Apologies to Jasmine Crockett, AOC and the squad, and Hank Johnson, but I honestly think Eric Swalwell is the dumbest person in Congress.
FBI: Chinese nationals smuggled agroterrorism fungus from China into lab at University of Michigan
The Democrats told me that Trump’s ban on Chinese student visas was bad for our GDP:
SecDef orders naval oiler named after “gay icon” to change name at beginning of Pride Month 😂
How it started:
The Washington Post really finds this “mysterious” 🤡
Ladies and gentlemen, The Washington Post is a little confused here and it’s making me giggle.
This woman had the perfect answer to a kid who asked her whether she was a boy or a girl
In 2025, it can be really hard to tell who is a boy and who is a girl — especially with so many people lying about their gender.
This high school junior qualified for the US Open in dramatic fashion
17-year-old Mason Howell of Snellville, Georgia, has qualified for the US Open in dramatic fashion, shooting 18 under in two rounds at the Atlanta qualifier on Golf’s Longest Day.
Elon just went nuclear on Congress and the Big, Beautiful Bill 👀
If Elon can’t save the system from destroying the country, who can?
Judge says federal prisons must continue paying for trans inmates to get cross-sex hormones, overturning Trump order
Nope, not satire. Just your tax dollars at work.
This Idaho saloon has canceled Pride Month and given it a glorious replacement
In a world full of gay bars, be an Old State Saloon. They’re celebrating Heterosexual Awesomeness Month with some of the most based specials I’ve ever seen.
The ratio on this dumb take from the Los Angeles Times is beautiful 😂
I can’t stop laughing at this.
Trump is just a TAD angry with Rand Paul today
Trump was just a teensy bit angry with Sen. Rand Paul this morning 😂
Kid does backflip on graduation stage, kicks girl behind him in the head
This is something you just hate to see but love to laugh at. Video out of Plantation, Florida.
Greenpeace steals wax sculpture of French president (yes, there’s video)
LOL, France is having a real one this week.
What a headline 😂
Kuddos to the lads at The Daily Wire for making a headline I couldn’t top:
Does Christian musician Brandon Lake not understand the point of worship?
You’ll find lots of crunchy deconstructionists who think this way, and many of them think they’re more spiritual for it:
What do you think about these “plus-size” travelers complaining that they can’t comfortably fit on airplanes?
So this video has recently gone viral again so I’m just gonna leave it here and let you guys talk it over in the comments. I give you, plus-size travelers and their complaints about traveling comfortably:
Greta Thunberg Under Sail To “Break The Siege” Of Gaza
Nope, not satire!
Come see how the Dems want to win back men after spending years telling us exercise makes you a racist jerk 😂
HAAAAAAA