RIP to one of the greats. You’re with Harambe now.
Not the Bee
Customs and Border Protection seizes 150,000 cigarettes that two ladies tried to sneak off their cruise ship
I don’t care who you are, but 150,000 cigarettes is just too many.
Progressive female pastor compares rainbow from Noah’s Ark to the Pride flag (I think she forgot to read the story)
So this is a Mennonite church, and in case you didn’t know, Mennonites, like Methodists, contain a vast swath of Christians from the ultra-lib to extremely conservative.
Harvard Law School spent $27 on a copy of the Magna Carta but ended up buying an original that is worth millions
Okay, can somebody explain to me how someone ACCIDENTALLY bought a 700-year-old copy of the Magna Carta?
Scientists say they’ve found new evidence of Noah’s ark in the mountains of Turkey
Guys, I have some good news.
Indianapolis Colts apologize to Microsoft and Tyreek Hill after dropping this Minecraft-themed schedule release video
So apparently the Indianapolis Colts got in trouble with Microsoft – and likely Tyreek Hill – for this Minecraft-themed schedule release video which they’ve now deleted.
New analysis shows most Americans don’t earn enough to afford a basic lifestyle
Welcome to America 2025, and while we’re trying to make it great again it’s important to realize just how bad things are.
Jake Tapper admits that he too was part of the Biden decline cover-up
It finally happened. Jake Tapper finally admitted that this Babylon Bee joke wasn’t a joke at all: it was simply reality.
Over 1,000 Starbucks employees have walked out in protest of new dress code 😂
The days of being greeted by a Starbucks barista with blue hair, piercings, and "Pride" shirts may be coming to an end.
Walmart to raise prices due to tariffs: “We aren’t able to absorb all the pressure”
Welp.
The House GOP actually posted this and they’re getting ratioed into the next galaxy for it
Who wrote this, and who authorized it, and who posted it? The House GOP should probably fire all three of those people:
Harvard deletes hiring guide after Chris Rufo releases internal docs that show how the school discriminates against white men
In the latest example of explicit anti-white racism from our moral betters on the liberal side of the aisle, Chris Rufo just showed how Harvard took affirmative action to its obvious conclusion.
Texas police arrest 17-year-old suspect in the murder of InfoWars reporter Jamie White
You may remember this from March:
Greek woman divorces husband after ChatGPT “read his coffee” and determined he was having an affair
It seems like people find new and innovative ways to use AI tools every day!
Pro-abortion group says “our lives are not disposable” in thank-you note to AOC 🤔
When I saw this just … typed out there I could not believe my eyes.
Ben from Ben & Jerry’s ice cream was hauled out of the RFK hearing yesterday 😂
Yes, this is Ben Cohen, noted ice cream enthusiast and left-wing nut:
The comments on this post about Google’s AI search results are killing me
If we are about to be taken over by Artificial Intelligence Overlords, I know for a fact that Google is NOT behind it.
CNN asked Hakeem Jeffries about the Biden decline cover-up in the most savage way possible
So Jake Tapper’s book about the "cover-up" of "Biden’s decline" comes out next week and now people on the Left are actually allowed to talk about it.
Stanford Review claims Chinese spies have infiltrated the university
Some shady stuff is going on out on the West Coast, where The Stanford Review claims to have uncovered Chinese espionage on campus.
These two minutes from today’s congressional hearing with RFKJ shows us why so many people are excited for MAHA
I don’t know if you’d call this scorched earth, truth bombs, facts and logic, or what.
Max is detransitioning back to HBO Max and the comments are glorious
Warner Brothers’ streaming service was once HBO Go (2008), then HBO Now (2015), then HBO Max (2020), and then just … Max.
Report: Texas mom purchased ammo for mass shooter-obsessed son
This is simultaneously one of the scariest and also most relieving stories I’ve come across. A San Antonio mother has been accused of "facilitating" her son’s efforts to "be famous" and carry out threats on his middle school. Her son is now in police custody.
Did Disneyland remove this silhouette of Walt Disney because people thought it looked like Trump?
Disneyland apparently has a problem with a certain Orange Man.
Twenty states have filed lawsuits against the federal government over funding being tied to immigration enforcement
Guys, the folks who were cool with Joe Biden withholding school lunches from states that wouldn’t go full-steam ahead on transing kids are very mad that Trump wants them to enforce immigration laws.
Watch apologist Wesley Huff share the Gospel with comedian Andrew Schulz 🥳
Most news sucks. Wars. Conflict. Politicians letting us down. Psychos vandalizing Teslas. But this… this is good news.
Trump just had one of his best one-liners ever 😂
The news cycle is going to be so boring when he’s gone.
Gavin Newsom now wants to stop giving free healthcare to illegal immigrants
Has there ever been any politician this transparently running for president but not yet running for president?
UNREAL: Illegal teen who mangled woman while driving 90 in a 45 gets no jail time thanks to new Colorado DA
Behold:
Watch: Democrat Rep. Debbie Dingell is living her best life now on Capitol Hill
To be fair, Congress has been asleep at the wheel for half a century.
This migrant is going viral for answering why the English people should give him a house
GBN’s Patrick Christys spent Tuesday on the French coast talking to migrants who were headed to Britain and he met someone who is bound to make great contributions to British society.