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Terror in the Bay Area: Residents Attacked by Vicious, Aggressive… Squirrel
Squirrels are vexing little critters. There isn’t a bird feeder they can’t break into. Baffles, screens, electric squirrel-flippers, nothing deters them. In the last year or so, it’s become apparent that the squirrels have combined their canniness, formed cadres, and we can only assume their intent is this:
Daily Show Finds Christianity Useful…To Call Conservatives Racists
Daily Show Finds Christianity Useful…To Call Conservatives RacistsThe Daily Show’s only use for Christianity seems to be using it against conservatives, and the latest installment in this ignoble tradition took place on Tuesday as host-of-the-week Jordan Klepper welcomed Sirius XM host, comedian, and occasional cable news talking…
Conservative CNN Guest NUKES Lefty on Their Censorship Double Standard
Conservative CNN Guest NUKES Lefty on Their Censorship Double StandardOn CNN, their paid ranks of actual conservative political commentators — Scott Jennings, Shermichael Singleton, Brad Todd, and David Urban — can only do so much and be in so many places at once. Thankfully, other, unpaid conservatives…
WATCH: Trump White House Brilliantly Trolls Joe Biden by Hanging Portrait of His Autopen Signature in New ‘Presidential Walk of Fame’
President Trump smiles as he is cheered by supporters at start of a rally in Indiana, Pennsylvania, September 23, 2024, photo by Kristinn Taylor. President Trump and his team pulled off an epic troll of Joe Biden on Wednesday that will bring to mind a major unfolding scandal….
Secretary Bessent Says No Bailout for Mamdani: ‘Drop Dead’
Leftist gun group uses note written on bullet that killed Charlie Kirk to recruit students at Georgetown University
Remind me which people are the evil fascists again?
The Liberal Media Just Dropped the Most Laughable Narrative About the Texas ICE Attack
MAJOR BREAKING: James Comey to be Indicted in Coming Days
Former FBI Director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the next few days in the Eastern District of Virginia, according to MSNBC. Comey will reportedly be charged for lying to Congress in a 2020 testimony about whether he authorized leaks to the media. President Trump last…
Dems Should Take Notes on What Ted Cruz Just Said at ICE Shooting Presser About Violent Rhetoric
One of the things that came of the press conference covering the shooting at a Dallas ICE processing center was that the shooter had “anti-ICE” messages on the rounds.
President Trump Reveals Why He Has Once AGAIN Rejected Congressional Democrats’ Demands as They Threaten to Shut Down Govt
President Trump on Wednesday went off on Congressional Democrats as they threaten to shut down the government. On Tuesday, President Trump canceled a planned meeting with Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. Two stopgap bills stalled in the Senate last week as the…
More Winning: Trump To Demolish UN Building And Replace With UFC Arena
NEW YORK — Trump’s Tuesday speech at the United Nations Headquarters in Midtown Manhattan will officially be his last as he has announced plans to demolish the building and replace it with a tremendous UFC Arena.
NBC’s ICE ‘Bait’ Hoax Implodes: Issues Embarrassing Correction After DHS Drops Actual Facts
NBC News issued an embarrassing, albeit woefully inadequate, correction on a story in which they claimed ICE agents in Massachusetts essentially used an illegal immigrant’s five-year-old autistic daughter to lure him out of his home.
Jimmy Kimmel Refuses To Condemn ‘ANTI ICE’ Shooting At Texas Immigration Facility
A day after issuing a non-apology for lying about his alleged killer’s political beliefs, late-night “comedian” Jimmy Kimmel is now refusing to condemn an attack against ICE agents. On Wednesday, a suspected sniper opened fire on an ICE transportation vehicle in Dallas, Texas, killing two and injuring another….
On Merit, They’re Failures: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Blasts Harris and Buttigieg
24 Hours Before Attack On ICE, NBC Ran A Hoax Accusing ICE Of Holding Child Hostage
Just 24 hours before a shooter opened fire on an ICE vehicle in Dallas, killing two and wounding a third, NBC News ran a hoax accusing ICE agents of holding hostage a 5-year-old girl in order to “pressure” her criminal suspect father to surrender. NBC News’ Matt Lavietes…
Who They Really Are: Jim Clyburn Reveals When It’s ‘Okay’ for Government to Suppress Free Speech
Even with the full backing of the mainstream media, it has become increasingly difficult for Democrats over the last decade or so to keep their masks in place when talking about the issues America faces, something we’ve seen play out over the past week or so amid the…
Holy Spirit Patiently Waiting For Key Change
TOPEKA, KS — As the congregation of Redeemer Church sang "Great Are You Lord", the Holy Spirit patiently waited for the key change to hit before moving through the congregation.
JD Vance has some words for those whose “political rhetoric encourages violence against our law enforcement”
After today’s shooting in Dallas, which the VP, FBI, and other authorities are all saying points towards being another leftwing attack, JD Vance has, let’s just say, lost his patience.
Hilarious: Trump Unveils ‘Presidential Wall of Fame,’ With Biden Portrait Depicted As… an Autopen
Welp, he did it.
TOP 10 DEMOCRATS Who Helped Put a Target on The Backs Of ICE Agents — One, As Recent As Last Night! [VIDEO]
TOP 10 DEMOCRATS Who Helped Put a Target on The Backs Of ICE Agents This morning, Americans were shocked by the news of the violent murders of two detainees at an ICE facility in Dallas, Texas. Another detainee who was shot is in serious condition. The shots were…
TPUSA’s Andrew Kolvet Isn’t Accepting Jimmy Kimmel’s Non-Apology
NBC News Retracts ‘Bait’ Claim Against ICE, Quietly Corrects Story
Two Weeks After Charlie Kirk Was Assassinated, Hillary Clinton Claims White Christian Men Are Doing Damage to the World (VIDEO)
The Democrats sent out soulless ghoul and twice-failed presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton to attack and gaslight the American people. Hillary Clinton appeared on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” on Wednesday to discuss the Trump Administration and the 20th anniversary of the Clinton Global Initiative. Just two weeks after Charlie Kirk…
Huge California Solar Plant Shutting Down After Years of Failure
Economics is a harsh business.
This could be the new standard for exiting the ice after a game-winner
It’s only preseason — we still have 13 days until sports season officially kicks off — and we’re already getting pure content from the NHL:
If You Think Trump’s UN Speech Was Aimed at the UN, Then You Weren’t Paying Attention
President Trump’s speech at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday was something in a James Bond martini for those in attendance and watching. It left them “shaken, not stirred.” The speech focused on the UN’s failings and had many of the trappings of one of his rally speeches…
Media Continues Absurdity, Insists on Using Term ‘Pregnant People’ After Trump Tylenol Announcement
With the election of Donald Trump, most of the insane policies of the Biden administration have been eradicated. Ridiculous woke ideas like diversity, equity, and inclusion, and pronouns were soundly rejected by Americans. But the propaganda arm of the Democrat party, otherwise known as the media, is not…
Someone Should Ask This Top Dem If He Condemns Attacks on ICE Agents Again
Colbert Gushes Over Newsom For 'Being Interesting'
Colbert Gushes Over Newsom For 'Being Interesting' CBS’s The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not survive to see the conclusion of the 2028 Democratic Primary, but that isn’t stopping Colbert from using his remaining few months to help kick-start the process. On Tuesday, Colbert welcomed California…