NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a diddy on her banjo as she drifted down the mighty Mississippi River on her way to purchase a fresh shipment of Mexican slaves.
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Congressional Dems See Approval Rating Sink: Poll
Congressional Democrats remain in the dumps with voters nationally as they grapple with President Donald Trump’s opening months in office, according to a new poll. The fresh survey figures from research company Cygnal show that 55 percent of American voters view congressional Democrats unfavorably, up nearly 3 points…
This lady just figured out how she’s winning every argument with her husband 💀
Instagram influencer Lilianna Wilde put a camera above her at her husband’s height, so she could see the world from his perspective, and she in the process she figured out the secret to winning marital fights.
BREAKING: Appeals Court Clears the Way For President Trump to Fire Thousands of Probationary Workers
Credit: Gage Skidmore/Flickr A federal appeals court on Wednesday cleared the way for President Trump to fire thousands of probationary workers across 18 federal agencies. The Virginia-based Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals in a 2-1 decision granted the Trump Administration a motion for a stay of the preliminary…
KFC Introduces New Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste
You ever wonder how Colonel Sanders got those pearly whites?
Treasury Report Exposes How Fentanyl Traffickers Exploit Financial System
The fentanyl trade—which claimed tens of thousands of American lives in 2024 alone—is a multibillion-dollar business supported by sophisticated money laundering schemes, a new report from Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent revealed Wednesday. Bessent released the report amid President Donald Trump’s push to use tariffs as a weapon against…
Senate RINOs Fold Again: Conservatives Must Turn to Trump for Real Budget Cuts (VIDEO)
Spending in Washington is spiraling out of control, and another high-stakes budget battle is brewing in Congress. As a new spending resolution looms, true conservative lawmakers are demanding real, lasting cuts to the bloated federal budget. But once again, the biggest obstacle isn’t just the Democrats—it’s the “RINO”…
Winnie The Pooh Destitute As Trump Enacts 150% Tariffs On Hundred Acre Wood
HUNDRED ACRE WOOD — Local bear Winnie the Pooh has reportedly been left completely destitute after Trump enacted 150% tariffs on the Hundred Acre Wood earlier this week.
Trump Admin Presses California Judge To Recuse Herself From Immigration Case Featuring Her Former Employer
The Trump administration is pressing a California judge to recuse herself from a lawsuit over funding for a federal immigration program, saying her past work for a plaintiff in the case creates “concerning conflicts of interest that have created a serious appearance of impropriety.” Last week, Araceli Martinez-Olguin,…
Georgie police arrested this guy for a $20,000 shoplifting spree and you aren’t going to believe his name
A man was arrested for allegedly shoplifting at multiple Walmarts with a pretty clever self-checkout scheme.