Tim Walz, the entirely straight and totally manly governor or Minnesota, is opening up about how he knows how to talk to the bros.
Dems In Disarray: Meet the Sketchy, Beagle-Abusing Politician Looking to Impeach President Trump
As President Trump is under the microscope for reaching his 100 days in office (a purely journalism-created event), one Democrat is trying to make a name for himself by announcing he is bringing up no fewer than seven articles of impeachment against the president. It speaks volumes that…
Bill Belichick Puts Girlfriend In Pack ‘N Play Until Practice Is Over
CHAPEL HILL, NC — One of the most successful football coaches brushed off the recent media controversy and finally got back to the important business of putting together his team, as Bill Belichick put his girlfriend in a Pack ‘n Play until practice was over.
Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor CUTS OFF Justice Jackson During Oral Arguments on Religious Charter School Case
Liberal Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor interrupted and scolded fellow liberal Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson on Wednesday during oral arguments on a religious charter school case. At issue is Oklahoma’s effort to create an online Catholic charter school. If the Supreme Court rules in favor of St. Isadore…
Illegal Immigrants in My District Are Constituents, California Democrat Says
Rep. Norma Torres said at a Wednesday press conference that every taxpayer in her district—including illegal immigrants—is her constituent. Torres, D-Calif., held the event to promote her Fairness to Freedom Act, which would require the government to pay for the legal defense of any immigrant facing deportation who…
2nd Suspect in Noem Gucci Purse Snatching Incident Arrested in Miami and Identified, Placed on ICE Hold
As RedState reported, the perpetrator who stole Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s Gucci purse on Easter Sunday was arrested and identified. On Saturday, the U.S. Secret Service reported that Mario Bustamante Leiva was taken into custody after using Noem’s American Express card to booze it up…
The New York Times just ran a 1,400-word story to explain what cross necklaces are
The New York Times just wrote a 1,400-word article about a hip new symbol that everyone seems to be wearing these days:
Pete Hegseth Declares “Recruiting Renaissance” in Cabinet Meeting Update: “We’re Making the Military Great Again” (VIDEO)
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday, during a meeting with the President and the rest of the cabinet, cheered the Department of Defense’s “recruiting Renaissance” following their inheritance of Joe Biden’s “weak” and “demoralized” military. “What we have seen since your election and the inauguration has been nothing…
Media Says No Evidence Demon-Horned Man With Sith Tattoos And Red Lightsaber A Member Of The Sith
CORUSCANT — Despite rampant allegations regarding the appearance of a dark-robed figure engaging in nefarious activities on various star systems, the media maintained that there was no evidence that indicated the demon-horned man with Sith tattoos all over his face and body and wielding a red-bladed lightsaber was…
‘The Media Hasn’t Learned’: JD Vance Rubs the Legacy Media’s Nose In Trump’s First 100 Days of Success
JD Vance certainly has a way with words, and unfortunately for the legacy media, a lot of those words were used to smack them around during Wednesday’s cabinet meeting of the Trump administration.









