"The View" hosts are, of course, famously known for their calm, balanced political takes — and Sunny Hostin fits right in. In her latest moment of "brilliance," she claims that requiring an ID to vote would somehow prevent many black people and women from voting (a tired DNC…
Protesters Remain Unaffected By Trump’s Shower Head Deregulation
U.S. — According to sources, leftist protesters around the nation remain totally unaffected by President Donald Trump’s deregulation of shower heads.
Inflation drops to 4-year low; month-to-month inflation negative for the first time in years
Oh no! Trump’s tariffs tanked the economy and ruined your stock portfolio! What is he doing?
British schools to teach that Joan of Arc was “non-binary”
The idiots across the pond have really proved themselves to be truly beyond parody this time.
Trump EPA Recommits to Ending Animal Testing, Reversing Biden-Era Policy
The Trump administration’s Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has pledged to eliminate animal testing, reinstating a plan originally introduced during President Donald Trump’s first term. This decision comes after taxpayer watchdog White Coat Waste Project (WCW) exposed the Biden administration’s cancellation of the earlier initiative, which aimed to phase…
A Top Berkeley Official Said Trump Threatened Academic Freedom. She Forced Professors To Set Racial Quotas for Course Readings and Guest Lecturers.
On April 1, the chair of the University of California, Berkeley’s academic senate, Amani Nuru-Jeter, issued a dire warning about academic freedom. “Recent actions by the federal government,” she told colleagues in an email, “are chilling open inquiry and undermining self-governance at American universities.” She was referring to…
Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy
SAMARIA — According to insiders, King Ahab of Israel lamented a recent meeting he had with the prophet Elijah, admitting that just once he would like the prophets to say God is pleased and that everything is fine and dandy.
Local Man Can’t Wait To Get Out There And Suck At Golf Again
LEAWOOD, KS — The warmer spring temperatures sweeping across the nation were met with excitement, as a local man told everyone he saw that he couldn’t wait to get out there and suck at golf again.
“This Is a Great Time to Buy” – Trump’s Truth Social Post Was Solid Advice, Not Insider Trading
Photo courtesy of Caixin Global It’s not insider trading if it’s posted on social media! After President Donald Trump paused planned tariffs on several countries for 90 days, stock markets soared, with the Nasdaq seeing its biggest single-day gain since 2008. Hours earlier, Trump had posted optimistic messages…
WATCH: Red Cross Caught on Undercover Video Offering Illegal Aliens Advice and Equipment for Crossing Dangerous Darien Gap Jungle En Route to US
Red Cross coaches illegal aliens Taxpayer-funded NGOs are still helping illegal aliens cross over the US border. Footage captured by Real Muckraker showed the Red Cross and MedGlobal giving illegal aliens advice and equipment for crossing the dangerous Darien Gap jungle into Panama en route to the US….