I know there are Bible verses that say it’s bad to be "unequally yoked" with a non-believer — but what if she is really hot?
Babylon Bee
Trump Announces HUGE Blowout Sale On Stocks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the gloomy outlook reported in the media by countless economists and market experts, President Donald Trump put a positive spin on the current financial climate by announcing a huge blowout sale on all stocks.
Here Are The Products Most Affected By Tariffs In Each Country
Trump has imposed tariffs on nearly every country on earth, leading to economic uncertainty and market panic. To ease the burden of these new taxes, countries are raising the retail cost of their exported goods. But not all products are affected equally.
In Yet Another Cruel Blow To China, General Tso’s Chicken To Be Renamed ‘General Don’s Oriental Chicky Nugs’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Global tensions over tariffs continued to rise amid the ongoing trade war, as the White House announced that General Tso’s Chicken would be renamed General Don’s Oriental Chicky Nugs.