Down at the VFW today, the boys were saying that some boneheads used a bunch of test tubes to make an extinct wolf come back to life. As if what we needed in this country was more wolves! These so-called "scientist" bums haven’t done anything good since penicillin.
Babylon Bee
Trump Bangs Gong Signaling Another Increase In China Tariffs
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The global trade war reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump banged a giant gong to signal yet another increase in tariffs on goods being imported from China.
John Oliver Says Men Clearly Have No Physical Advantage As Women Beat Him At Everything
NEW YORK CITY — Media personality John Oliver dedicated an entire episode of Last Week Tonight to arguing that men could not possibly have innate physical advantages over women, seeing as how women always beat him at everything.
Is It OK To Date A Girl Who’s Not A Christian As Long As She’s Super Hot?
I know there are Bible verses that say it’s bad to be "unequally yoked" with a non-believer — but what if she is really hot?
Trump Announces HUGE Blowout Sale On Stocks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the gloomy outlook reported in the media by countless economists and market experts, President Donald Trump put a positive spin on the current financial climate by announcing a huge blowout sale on all stocks.
Here Are The Products Most Affected By Tariffs In Each Country
Trump has imposed tariffs on nearly every country on earth, leading to economic uncertainty and market panic. To ease the burden of these new taxes, countries are raising the retail cost of their exported goods. But not all products are affected equally.
In Yet Another Cruel Blow To China, General Tso’s Chicken To Be Renamed ‘General Don’s Oriental Chicky Nugs’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Global tensions over tariffs continued to rise amid the ongoing trade war, as the White House announced that General Tso’s Chicken would be renamed General Don’s Oriental Chicky Nugs.