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New texts show firefighters were told to abandon small blaze that reignited Palisades fires 🤔
Alright conspiracy theorists, I’m getting ready to award you another point.
CBS warns government shutdown is allowing thrill-seekers to visit national parks and do fun things without permits
You guys are never going to believe this, but since the government is shut down and national parks are free-of-charge to enter, Americans are now entering those parks to do fun things without government permission.
Canada’s First Female Chief Of Defense Cries While Apologizing For “Systemic Racism”
Canada, I hate to say it, but you’ve become a meme.
Coastal Carolina went all-out in last night’s Halloween game and the highlights are amazing
I don’t know about you guys, but this seems like the most fun experience ever.
Muslim militants post selfies with thousands of dead civilians after conquering major Sudanese city
The religion of peace.
WATCH: Liberal woman enjoys free ride to jail after vandalizing Charlie Kirk memorial
Well, someone just had a rude awakening, didn’t they?
Father-son duo stand guard over candy store that was accidentally left unlocked
On October 21, Conner Smith was taking his son Charlie to a new candy store in Riverside, California, when they found that the store was closed, but had been left unlocked.
Kamala says her campaign manager told her “it looks like we need 200,000 more votes that we can’t find”
The phrasing here is … interesting.
BREAKING: Trump Repeats Putting Candy On Child’s Head
He did it!