Not gonna lie, this song’s gonna be stuck in my head all night ๐คฃ
Not the Bee
Can you guess why this Miss America contestant was stripped of her crown?
Kayleigh Bush used to be Miss North Florida, she was in contention to become Miss America … but then, she says, she was unceremoniously de-crowned in 2024 for criticizing the pageant’s confusion on the definition of woman.
Slate published this article about queers and guns one day after trans shooting at Canadian school (the article is even worse)
Does this read like a threat to anyone else, or is it just me?
Dog mysteriously appears to help Louisville Police find missing 3-year-old
I haven’t watched Lassie since the 1900s, and this took me back:
WATCH: Rep. Jerry Nadler appears to be woken up by staffer during congressional hearing ๐คฃ
Guys, Congress looks like the most pathetic retirement home ever sometimes.
Disney lost $170 million on their “Snow White” remake (I wonder why)
Gee, I wonder where this went wrong?
WATCH: MMA fighter viciously attacked by crowd after using the Tyson technique
This fighter is on the Mike Tyson diet ๐
El Paso airspace was shut down this morning so we could neutralize threat from Mexican cartel drones ๐
The FAA announced on Wednesday morning that for security reasons they were shutting down the airspace around El Paso’s airport for the next ten days, causing a mild panic.
NOT SATIRE: Chicago Suburb Hands Out Reparations To Black People
This is real news that should be satire ๐
FBI says they have found major irregularities in the 2020 election in Georgia
The FBI is cranking up the heat of Georgia after raiding the Fulton County election office, and now they seem to have found something.









