We’ve all heard the news that President Donald Trump intends to plunk down some cash for that beautiful chunk of earth known as Greenland.
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Dr. Oz says alcohol gives us “excuse to bond and socialize” but you should cut back, not have it for breakfast
Alcohol is a social lubricant that brings people together. In the best-case scenario, I don’t think you should drink alcohol, but it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize and there’s probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends in a safe way …
Minneapolis schools cancel class for the rest of the week over “safety concerns”
"Safety concerns."
Bee Forum News: “Ilhan’s Super Good Daycare” Suddenly Closes Doors In Minneapolis
The year 2026 is off to a great start with Maduro captured in Venezuela and the closure of many wonderful daycare centers in Minneapolis, like the famous "Ilhan’s Super Good Daycare." The center was reportedly open every third Tuesday of the month for fifteen minutes, providing much needed…
Walz threatens to mobilize National Guard in response to ICE shooting
A protester who was blocking traffic and then fled the scene, nearly running over an ICE agent in Minneapolis was fatally shot by federal agents today.
WATCH: Conan has some advice for comedians with TDS
Yo, comedians with TDS, listen up, Conan O’Brien has some words of advice for you:
Mamdani’s commie tenant advocate cries, runs back into apartment when confronted about mom’s million-dollar home
We told you about this lady on Monday:
Canadian Woman Carrying Weed Pen Walks Into US Illegally, Kicks Border Patrol Agent In The Face During Struggle
Canadian woman Lindsay Anne Moffatt was forbidden from crossing into the U.S. at a port of entry near Vancouver because she was carrying a marijuana vape pen.
I’ve gathered up the highlights from today’s congressional hearing on Minnesota fraud. You don’t want to miss this.
We’re sure to get some great clips from the congressional hearings on the massive Somali fraud scandal in Minnesota, but this one might just take the cake:
This thread about a pit bull rescue dog is a perfect metaphor for the West
Let me introduce you to the story of an NPR host and his kangaroo-eating, Prozac-taking pit bull, Piney.









