The young man who went viral at the State of the Union, DJ Daniel, was just sworn in as an honorary Border Patrol agent and he had some tough words for Democrat superstar Jasmine Crockett.
Not the Bee
This might be one of the most hilarious headlines I’ve ever seen. The story is even funnier.
These are my favorite kind of articles: An entertainment magazine informing their readers on how not to be MAGA.
Taliban bans chess in Afghanistan for religious reasons
The Taliban has banned the game of chess in Afghanistan until further notice.
Democrats introduce reparations bill that will cost trillions. Again.
At a time when it’s impossible to pass, and in a transparent effort to fundraise and to make Republicans look racist, Democrat congresswoman Summer Lee has announced a new reparations bill.
Al Green filed articles of impeachment against Trump and nobody noticed 🤣
Here we are, folks! Impeachment 3.0!
Verizon ends DEI policies after pushback from FCC
Bro, all this woke stuff is on its death bed, if not six feet under.
I can’t tell if this is a real pastor or a Babylon Bee sketch
I’m having a tough time here. Is this a real TikTok of a real pastor, or is this the Babylon Bee’s new social account that happened to trick Libs of TikTok and the rest of us?
This Melania Trump statue was stolen from her hometown, but I’m starting to think they did her a favor
Melania Trump’s Slovenia hometown put up a statue of the city’s favorite daughter in 2020, but the life-size piece was recently stolen.
Kash Patel just announced live that he’s shutting down FBI headquarters, but don’t get too excited yet
MAGA world is super excited about this:
Scott Jennings got this Democrat strategist to admit that Trump’s legal troubles were an orchestrated hit job 👀
She just … said it.
Rhode Island’s capital to fly Palestinian flag at city hall
Welp, it looks like Providence, Rhode Island, is going full woke.
“86 47”: Former FBI Director James Comey posted this pic and all hell broke loose (wait till you see the 9/11 connection)
It happens to everyone: One minute you’re posting photos from your vacation on social media, the next thing you know, you’re under investigation for calling for the killing of an elected official.
Theo Von somehow ended up in Qatar with President Trump and he was invited on stage to entertain the troops
Dude, Theo Von is like the modern/day Forrest Gump, isn’t he?
Trans athlete can’t wait to trounce the girls at California state championship meet: “You gotta win now, you got to win”
Welp.
House Republicans are expanding police officers’ concealed-carry rights while trying to protect the National Firearms Act. The actual heck?
Republicans, with the deepest respect, may I ask: Why are you the absolute worst at your jobs?
This Swiss Duck keeps setting off a speed-trap camera
Police in Köniz, Switzerland, near Bern, got quite the surprise when they were sorting through images of speeders caught on camera in a 30 km/h zone.
“Faster than you can blink”: Robot breaks Guinness World Record for fastest Rubik’s cube solve
This is pretty amazing stuff out of Purdue University.
The world’s greatest alligator movie star has passed away
RIP to one of the greats. You’re with Harambe now.
Customs and Border Protection seizes 150,000 cigarettes that two ladies tried to sneak off their cruise ship
I don’t care who you are, but 150,000 cigarettes is just too many.
Progressive female pastor compares rainbow from Noah’s Ark to the Pride flag (I think she forgot to read the story)
So this is a Mennonite church, and in case you didn’t know, Mennonites, like Methodists, contain a vast swath of Christians from the ultra-lib to extremely conservative.
Harvard Law School spent $27 on a copy of the Magna Carta but ended up buying an original that is worth millions
Okay, can somebody explain to me how someone ACCIDENTALLY bought a 700-year-old copy of the Magna Carta?
Scientists say they’ve found new evidence of Noah’s ark in the mountains of Turkey
Guys, I have some good news.
Indianapolis Colts apologize to Microsoft and Tyreek Hill after dropping this Minecraft-themed schedule release video
So apparently the Indianapolis Colts got in trouble with Microsoft – and likely Tyreek Hill – for this Minecraft-themed schedule release video which they’ve now deleted.
New analysis shows most Americans don’t earn enough to afford a basic lifestyle
Welcome to America 2025, and while we’re trying to make it great again it’s important to realize just how bad things are.
Jake Tapper admits that he too was part of the Biden decline cover-up
It finally happened. Jake Tapper finally admitted that this Babylon Bee joke wasn’t a joke at all: it was simply reality.
Over 1,000 Starbucks employees have walked out in protest of new dress code 😂
The days of being greeted by a Starbucks barista with blue hair, piercings, and "Pride" shirts may be coming to an end.
Walmart to raise prices due to tariffs: “We aren’t able to absorb all the pressure”
Welp.
The House GOP actually posted this and they’re getting ratioed into the next galaxy for it
Who wrote this, and who authorized it, and who posted it? The House GOP should probably fire all three of those people:
Harvard deletes hiring guide after Chris Rufo releases internal docs that show how the school discriminates against white men
In the latest example of explicit anti-white racism from our moral betters on the liberal side of the aisle, Chris Rufo just showed how Harvard took affirmative action to its obvious conclusion.
Texas police arrest 17-year-old suspect in the murder of InfoWars reporter Jamie White
You may remember this from March: