If, while lying down to bed yesterday, you reflected on the entire day and thought to yourself:
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Senegal’s president casually asked Trump to invest in a golf course in his country and liberals are reacting as you’d expect
It never hurts to ask, and that’s why I absolutely love this question from Senegalese President Bassirou Diomaye Faye.
Try not to weep as you watch this video of churches in Philly that have been demolished and replaced over the last 15 years
Well, this may be the saddest thing you see today.
American borders were “under siege” by illegal aliens during Biden’s term according to … John Kerry?
Well, I did not expect to see this in the year 2025, but here we are.
The Washington Post just posted this article, and it was written by a clown. No really, an actual clown 🤡
Somehow, this isn’t satire. Somehow, this is an actual Op-Ed that was just published in The Washington Post.
Buffalo newspaper publishes cartoon mocking Texas flood victims who support Trump
So we’ve got a terrible situation down in Texas and a newspaper in Buffalo is running this political cartoon:
Angel Reese Makes Cover Of NBA 2K26 WNBA Edition
DEI has never looked so good!Apparently 2K Games was too scared to use this cover:
Japan just hit a new internet-speed record that’s fast enough to download all of Netflix in a single second
402 terabytes per second.
This woman has been bombarded with Amazon packages for a year because a Chinese seller listed her home as their return address
This does not reflect well on Amazon.
North Carolina denies mom’s homeschooling application because her college diploma was written in Latin
Homeschool mom Kristin Barclay and her family recently moved from South Carolina to North Carolina, where there are a few more hoops to jump through if you want to homeschool your kids.
So are we allowed to talk honestly about this problem yet or nah?
From Ohio this week we have a story almost too horrific for words.
Akon’s futuristic city inspired by Wakanda officially canceled
I bet this is somehow the fault of white Christian men!
Brand Manager: Sales Down 41% On First Day Of Amazon “Prime Day” Week
Sad! Not good! China hardest hit!
Florida might make customers gut and behead their own chickens if they buy from small farmers 😬
I don’t know about you, but whenever I buy a chicken I tend to like it headless, footless and gutless.
Jasmine Crockett says the guys who tried to assassinate Trump were Trump supporters 🤡
Just when I tought Jasmine Crockett could not get any dumber, she proves me wrong.
Monty Python’s Terry Gilliam might have to scrap his latest film satirizing wokeness because Donald Trump killed the movement
The absurdist Monty Python star Terry Gillam, known for films like Brazil and 12 Monkeys, is all set to make a brand-new movie that satirized wokeness.
Fired federal officials are plotting to topple the government by convincing those who remain to be bad at their jobs
For years, there have been accusations and denials that organizations like USAID were involved in coordinating and funding color revolutions (political subversions mixed with popular uprisings) that toppled the governments of other nations.
Lightning Strike Causes Balk, Which Brings In Run During Minor League Game
The balk is one of the most confusing rules in baseball, so let’s go over a simplified version of this complicated rule real quick:
Everyone is freaked out by how quiet LA’s freeways are. Is it because ICE came to town?
The last several days, people have been in awe at the tranquility of Los Angeles’ roads.
Flying beach umbrellas are no joke, but I might laugh at this one
I shouldn’t laugh at this, but the caption says this person walked away unharmed so …
Biden’s doctor pleads the 5th when asked about the 25th
In another case of Washington D.C. being the most ridiculously corrupt place on the planet, Biden’s doctor just testified to Congress today.
Ronald McDonald statue stolen from Pennsylvania McDonald’s
They’re calling it a McNapping, and rightfully so.
The Giants hit a walkoff inside-the-park homer last night
You’ve seen a walkoff home run, but have you seen an inside-the-park walkoff home run?
Mattel Introduces New Diabetes Barbie
This is Not The Bee, not to be confused with The Babylon Bee.
The CEO of X just resigned
So this just happened:
Man sentenced for sharing Hillary Clinton memes acquitted by appellate court 🙌
There’s been a major update in free speech and it comes as a great relief to one of Trump’s original keyboard warriors from 2016.
The conservasphere is a bit confused about Trump’s new military aid to Ukraine
Looks like World War 3 is back on the menu, boys!
Former NHL player lays the smackdown on drunk guy at Canadian golf course
I’m going to show you this video but I will warn you that the drunk man who before the video starts was too obliterated to even tee up his ball gets exactly what’s coming to him and it’s pretty ugly.
Temple University is now offering a course in rapper Kendrick Lamar. For real.
At a time when people are questioning the usefulness of going to college, we get this:
Houthi pirates released a lame hype video of them hijacking this cargo ship
Yemen’s military, also commonly known as Houthi pirates, is continuing its reign of terror and religious fanatic retardation in the Red Sea.