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YouTuber Who Clowned Entire Media Industry Testifies Before Congress (the highlights are 🔥)
No one in America has done more to expose the fraudulent use of our tax dollars than citizen journalist Nick Shirley.
Tired of the brain rot that’s melting your soul? Here’s a solid hour of uplifting teaching about the historical reliability of the Bible.
I don’t know if you know this, but Not the Bee’s job is to cover wacky new stories that read like Babylon Bee headlines.
Joe Biden announces he has “written a book” about his time as president (I can’t wait to color mine in)
I’m sure all of Joe Biden’s 81 million enthusiastic voters who totally exist are excited about this.
This North Carolina boy has transformed his neighborhood by simply saying “hi” everyday
Four-year-old Roman Butzlaff has a lot going against him.
Nevada governor name-drops to get out of red-light ticket in Vegas
Next time I get pulled over for running a red light I’m going to say, I’m Joe Lombardo, and see what happens.
ICE detains Canadian accused of slapping New Jersey girl for wearing MAGA sweatpants
One of my favorite stories of the year right here:
Marine Corps condemns political candidate who dressed in uniform and said Trump “must be killed”
Skip to 3:30 in this insane video and listen to what he says:
Thieves follow professional poker player home, hogtie him, steal his winnings
Sometimes, even when you win, you still lose. Just ask professional poker player Jared Greiner, who cashed out his winnings from the World Series of Poker on Sunday in Las Vegas and then had the nightmare experience of a lifetime.
This Florida woman was upset when she got an “embarrassing” license plate and I can see why
This Florida woman had the entire retirement home shook when she opened up her brand new license plate from the DMV.