In case you missed it, Chuck Schumer and the Democrats have been holding funding for the Department of Homeland Security hostage for a while now.
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Trump signs executive order giving exclusive timeslot to Army-Navy football game
Trump just gave an exclusive timeslot to the Army-Navy football game on the second Saturday in December.
Black man out on bond charged with stabbing choir teacher named Trumpp who tried to stop him from taking girl
You really can’t make it up at this point.
This guy’s solution for cleaning backup cameras with the push of a button is why America is the greatest
Vermont man Mike Klein just fixed a problem I didn’t even know needed fixing.
Amazing: Brazilian MP Dons Blackface To Protest Trans Chair Of Women’s Rights Committee
Well, this is something I didn’t expect to see. But I can’t lie, it really makes a point.
Behind The Times: Woman Named Karen Arrested For Vandalizing Cybertruck
No joke, this is a literal Karen who has been arrested in North Carolina for vandalizing a man’s Cybertruck. Please don’t send us a letter.
This lady thought she could teach Jillian Michaels that obesity isn’t unhealthy (she thought wrong)
"Trying to convince Jillian Michaels that obesity is not inherently unhealthy" is not on my life goals list, but I guess everyone’s different:
This Florida man went viral for resembling Jeffrey Epstein, so he’s setting the record straight
This guy looks like, well, you know.
Watch three California workers struggle to stop a restaurant robot that WON’T STOP DANCING
When your dancing feet start, they can’t stop. Even if you’re a robot!
BREAKING: Chuck Norris finally lets death take him (for now)
Heaven got another good one today.









