Alec Baldwin made the news again this week. Don’t worry, nobody died (this time). The actor just got into a car wreck, hitting a tree while swerving to avoid hitting a garbage truck.
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Bee Forum News: Benevolent King Hitler Brings Peace To Middle East
King Donald Trump of the United States, known by many as literally a benevolent Hitler, has achieved what proved impossible for the previous American King – peace in the Middle East in our time. Palestinians and Israeli’s credit King Hitler’s force of will, sense of humor, and ability…
Trump ribs Canadian prime minister after accidentally calling him president: “At least I didn’t say governor”
International politics really is just an extension of high school politics, isn’t it?
Runners gather in Denver to run 31 miles while continuously eating Taco Bell
In the International Taco Bell 50k Ultramarathon, you must run 50 kilometers (31 miles) over 11 hours, while continously eating Taco Bell.
Allow me to introduce you to Ice Wars, a combat sports league that specializes in hockey fights
You ever been to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out? Well, this league removes the hockey game and just provides the hockey fights.
Portland cyclists stage “nude die-in” to protest arrest of illegal aliens
Great idea, Portlanders: Once the illegals catch sight of your pasty backsides, they’ll demand to be deported!
Thousands of Christians descended on the National Mall this weekend to worship and sing in peace
Let’s do a quick comparison.
Democrat running for New Mexico school board caught on camera saying “We don’t want MAGA f*ggots”
I love it when leftist get caught breaking the cult rules.
Republican Majority Leader of United States Senate celebrates “Native American Day” on Columbus Day
Ladies and gentlemen, here’s the most powerful Republican outside of the executive branch posting a happy "Native American Day" on Columbus Day:
French and American presidents shake hands for 30 long seconds in epic struggle for domination
You don’t realize how long 30 or so seconds is until you see two world leaders engaged in a show of bravado on the world stage, refusing to be the first to release the handshake.