Well, we’ve finally done it. We’ve finally written a headline that is too unbelievable for literally anyone to believe.
Not the Bee
Drake plopped a giant ice tower in the middle of Toronto, but fans started doing crazy things on top of it … so the city destroyed it
Apparently Drake has another mumble album or something, so he built an ice sculpture in his hometown of Toronto. Unfortunately, people started climbing it, pickaxing it, and then built a fire on top:
Denver police post “Don’t Rape” on Instagram in daring effort to stop crime
Denver police are a very serious law enforcement agency that’s really focused on stopping crime. In their latest efforts, Denver PD posted this stern message on Instagram.
Study: Scientists gave cocaine to salmon to see what would happen
You’ve heard of Cocaine Bear. You know about Cocaine Shark. Well now, scientists have brought us Cocaine Salmon!
Last night’s “vanishing baseball” was the wildest play I’ve seen in a long time (let’s check the rulebook)
Once-in-a-century play here, folks. Never seen anything like it before and probably never will again (baseball, amirite?).
Watch these viral vids that show the scale of mass migration to the West over the past decade or so 🤯
This really puts it into perspective, doesn’t it?
NYC neighborhood that voted overwhelmingly for Mamdani now suing him for relocating homeless shelter near them
This makes me giggle.
Detroit begs residents to stop stealing fire hydrants after 75 go missing in 48 hours
You may have heard how bad things have gotten in Detroit, with rampant corruption and violent crime, but the city has now reached a new low: They’re stealing the fire hydrants.
The debate for California governor was even dumber than I expected. Clips here.
I can’t imagine any of these people having political power over me. Heck, I can’t imagine any of these people being a manager at McDonald’s.
Virginia court rules Dems’ redistricting map is unconstitutional less than 24 hours after voters approved it
Well, that didn’t take long.