It truly is absolute cinema.
Not the Bee
Reactions: Apple, a tech company, appoints white male engineer to be new CEO 🤯
They said it couldn’t be done.
Florida Dem resigns from Congress “just moments before” ethics committee met to discuss penalties for her alleged theft of FEMA funds
A little refresher for ya:
Check out this story about a British couple’s nightmarish visit to a Marriott hotel in Qatar
I wonder if Tucker will cover this story about his new pals in Qatar:
19-year-old illegal alien who groped nine high school girls gets less than one year in jail
Remember this guy?
Michigan Democratic Party backs Hezbollah supporter for regent at University of Michigan
Yep, sounds about right.
People had some things to say after police offered $2,500 reward for this Maryland shooting suspect
At first glance, this, from local news outlet WBAL, sounds like a pretty standard crime story:
Israel sentences soldier who smashed Jesus with sledgehammer to 30 days in detention (they also replaced the statue)
All the "Israel is the worst" bros are devastated right now:
Report: SAVE Act dead in Senate because apparently the GOP doesn’t want to save America anymore
You wanted elections to be fair and honest.
United Church of Christ bishop says we need “Third Testament” because “the Bible has become problematic”
Always nice when some human decides it would be nice to do God’s job for Him.









