This is not satire.
Not the Bee
2025 saw the lowest murder rate since 1900 and the sharpest one-year drop in history. Huh.
Let’s check out how Donald Trump has absolutely "destroyed" the country this time, shall we?
Parents say their trans son killed himself because his church employer wouldn’t let him wear French maid outfit, cat ears
Well, this is disturbing and sad.
“Somali Kids” Fire Gun Inside Fried Chicken Restaurant In Coon Rapids
I don’t think I could have written a funnier headline if I tried.
In Midst Of Record Cold, Trump Wondering What Happened To Global Warming
It’s so cold outside I can’t even feel my face after getting the mail.
Republicans allow Democrats to include abortion, genital mutilation, and kill switches in cars as concessions in new spending bill
Ladies and gentlemen, the state of the Republican Party:
Woke pastor preaches that ICE is the beast of Revelation: “We are living in apocalyptic times”
I see someone has been taking his crazy pills.
Police manhunt underway for Aussie jogger who called gay men a mean word
Australia is a running joke at this point!
Study: Acceptance for gay behavior is DROPPING OFF A CLIFF, particularly among young men
Gen Z and Alpha really don’t like sodomy.
Minnesota protesters banged pots in -15º weather outside JD Vance’s hotel. Vance was already back in DC.
Nobody has accused the protesters in Minneapolis of being the brightest folks out there.