I have no idea how he’s going to do this, but he’ll sign the executive order this morning:
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Apple settles lawsuit over Siri possibly spying on your conversations, and you might be able to cash in on it
If ever you’ve thought that your AI may have been listening in on your private conversations…
White House says it’s finalizing yuge trade deal with China after meetings in Switzerland
Announced Sunday just after 1 p.m. EST:
Pepsi was just knocked off the cola podium. A new soft drink has taken third place.
Well, it brings me no pleasure to bag on Pepsi but the people have spoken with their almighty dollars.
The media is very mad that a South Carolina firing squad botched this execution, but as usual, Matt Walsh has thoughts
Look at these headlines:
115-Year-Old British Woman Named World’s Oldest Living Person
Ethel Caterham of Surrey, England was named the oldest person in British history last month. Just a few weeks later, she became the oldest living person in the world at 115 years and 252 days old after the death of Inah Canabarro Lucas, a nun from Brazil who…
Huh? British comedian refuses to book shows in the U.S. for fear of being jailed
In a story that seems to be as backwards as it gets, a British comedian revealed that he has refused to perform any shows in the United States because he fears the government will throw him in prison.
Starting next week, Steak ‘n Shake will be accepting bitcoin at all locations
Steak ‘n Shake is quickly staking out their position as the rightwing fast food joint, aren’t they?
Watch this toddler steal the show during a street music performance
I think this little guy may just have a future as a performer, because he was definitely getting into the music.
Meet the countertop robot that literally cooks your meals for you: “Like a coffee machine for food”
I’m not sure how I feel about a machine that makes cooking obsolete:
President Trump announces that India and Pakistan have agreed to a “FULL AND IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE” after U.S-mediated negotiations during the night
Remember that there was a war that started between India and Pakistan, like, less than a week ago?
New executive order creates self-deportation program where America will provide free flights out of the country for illegal aliens
President Donald Trump on Friday night signed an executive order making it easier for those illegally in the country to leave.
Are we gonna have (another) catastrophic airline accident? Check this out.
You may have thought this stunning technical failure at Newark was a once-in-a-lifetime event:
This Virginia McDonald’s has had enough of fights breaking out in their store, so they banned anyone under 21 from dining in
Let’s check in on the Washington D.C. area to see how well the folks in modern liberal democracy are doing, shall we?
North Carolina’s balloonhead of a former governor jumps into Uber to escape question about men in women’s sports
This interaction tells you all you need to know about the Democrats and their radical positions on sex and gender.
Mayor of Newark arrested for “storming” ICE facility with members of Congress
Wild scenes out of New Jersey, where Newark Mayor Ray Baraka, a Democrat, has been arrested.
Not Satire: Family of murdered man creates AI likeness that “forgives” killer during sentencing
I’m not saying I disagree with this man’s family forgiving the killer on his behalf, but this is creepy.
Charles Barkley just said “men should not play sports against women” and now we’ll wait to see if cancel culture is still a thing
Does cancel culture still exist, or have we moved past it as a society?
United Methodist pastor tells congregation that it’s okay to be a fig tree that produces no fruit: “We are already enough” 🤡
Listen — I’m a hardcore, pipe-hitting Protestant, who’s told myself I’d never covert to Rome. But videos like this make me reconsider.
Jaguar looks for new ad agency after disastrous woke rebrand
Go woke, go broke!
This New Yorker called out Letitia James to her face in front of a huge crowd of libs
This is quite hilarious:
This lady says she doesn’t want to be gay anymore after seeing Walmart’s cringe Pride collection for 2025
Walmart’s gay pride collection is SO gay this year that the gays don’t even like it!
LEGO announces $366-million investment in Virginia manufacturing
When we say we want things built in America, I will admit I wasn’t thinking of children’s building blocks.
Igloo expands recall of coolers due to risk of “fingertip amputation” 😬
Nothing like finding out on a random Friday that your favorite cooler might accidentally chop your hand off if you aren’t careful.
Draymond Green says there’s an “agenda” to make him “look like an angry black man”
Surely, Draymond, you cannot be serious with this one:
Former Supreme Court Justice David Souter has passed away
Justice David Souter, a George H.W. Bush appointee who spent 19 years on the Supreme Court before retiring, sadly passed away Thursday in his New Hampshire home. He was 85 years old.
Poll: 71% of Democrats want Elon Musk to be thrown in prison
I’m telling you, Elon Derangement Syndrome (EDS) might possibly be worst than Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Watch these Metallica fans jump so hard that it registered a small earthquake at Virginia Tech’s Lane Stadium
The Virginia Tech Hokies, for the past 25 years, have entered Lane Stadium during home games like this:
Trump made fun of Gay Mayor Pete with the most amazing backhanded swipe in history
Just when I think he can’t get any funnier, the president delivers again and again.
“I felt dumb for missing the clues”: These girls were unaware that their 6-foot-tall star pitcher is actually … well, you know
An insane story out of Minnesota for you: