Nick Shirley is back with more receipts!
Not the Bee
Waymo drives straight to police station as 15-year-old passengers get drunk, fire toy guns from vehicle
Two California fifteen-year-olds went joyriding in a Waymo driverless car, drinking and shooting toy guns out the car’s windows.
Tim Walz said he couldn’t think of “how Minnesota is safer or better” without the child rapist that Marco Rubio deported
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m starting to think that Tim Walz is just pure evil.
Australian news outlet says climate change is a main cause of child marriage in nations where child marriage has been practiced for thousands of years 🥴
There are stupid takes, and then there are STUPID TAKES.
New California Law Could Require Community Colleges To Hand Out Abortion Pills
There’s no reason not to expect this out of the Golden State.
Man sells trash collected outside Madison Square Garden on the day of Taylor Swift’s wedding, sells out in 24 hours
You know what they say, one man’s literal trash from a party is another man’s treasure.
The ballistics analysis of Charlie Kirk’s murder makes Candace Owens look even dumber than she looked before
In January 2026, Candace Owens specifically referenced the .30-06 rifle found at the scene of Charlie Kirk’s murder and claimed:
The Erling Haaland memes are getting better by the minute and I found the best ones
This man is so legendary, he’s created an internet full of memes.
Socialist grandson of Toys R’ Us founder, who vetted Graham Platner, has also been accused of sexual misconduct
I couldn’t make it up if I tried.
USA’s $16-Million World Cup Payout To Be Shared With Women’s Team As Part Of Equal Pay Agreement
This is amazing and I can’t stop laughing.