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Gay cruise turned away from Turkey now not allowed to port in Egypt
Oh well, looks like the gays are going to be stuck at sea for the foreseeable future.
Death toll from devastating Venezuela earthquake climbs to 3,811 as rescue efforts continue
In the aftermath of two powerful earthquakes that struck Venezuela on June 24, the human cost continues to mount. According to figures released by National Assembly President Jorge Rodriguez, at least 3,811 people have now died, with 16,740 injured, and 17,907 left homeless.
Man charged with throwing Molotov cocktail at wheelchair user outside Oklahoma City PD
Not only did this dude throw a Molotov cocktail at a guy in a wheelchair — he threw the guy to the ground and back into the flames when he escaped.
Texas boy struck by lightning while playing video games inside
How does this happen?
Behold, a thousand Taco Bell prophecies have at last come to pass!
The New York Post reports that the long-foretold reckoning — the thing whispered about, prophesied, prognosticated and predicted — is finally upon us:
People are arguing about Meta’s new AI center in Wyoming after a contractor contaminated the local wastewater system
Well, that’s great. Data centers are poisoning the water now?
James Talarico says Islam and Christianity are sort of the same thing. He also says opposing trans-ing kids is “Christofascism.”
It’s amazing that Texas Democrats somehow found a new Beto O’Rourke who is somehow worse than Beto in every single way.
Palm Beach Airport Officially Renamed After Liberals’ Favorite President
Blue-haired women will now have to see Trump’s name on all the airport signs when they visit Palm Beach.
Leftists waited until half the European Parliament was on vacation to pass a measure that allows private messages to be scanned without warrants
At this point, what is the difference between living in "democratic" Europe and communist China?