Did Emperor Vance just reveal his future plans? 😉
Not the Bee
49ers owner charged with trying to pay for prostitute in Ohio trailer park
It’s bad enough to be a married man who tries to pay for a prostitute.
Oldest living US Marine passes away 80 years after serving in the Pacific theater of WWII
The United States and the state of Alabama lost a certified hero.
Flock CEO says we need to balance liberty and safety: “What we have to prioritize as a country is compromise”
Would you trade privacy for security?
What in the name of liberal white ladies is going on here?
We’ve already made fun of the haka dance on this website, and I have to tell you … I’m feeling more and more vindicated everyday.
Memphis politician blames racism for thunderstorm that knocked out power
The anti-racist Democrats are coming up with self-parodies faster than The Babylon Bee can write real parodies.
U.S. Muslim Brotherhood authorizes $140M annually to help Muslims take control of American government
Welp, the Muslim Brotherhood is alive and well, and its U.S. branch is putting its money where its mouth is.
National Guard sent to protect repair crews in Gary after gangsters shot at utility vehicle
This is how you do it.
California mom who fled state with son to save him from trans cult begins 3-year sentence
California being evil update:
Overweight female cops ask Uber driver to help them catch bad guy in Houston
How is this NOT an old episode of Reno 911?









