You simply can’t make it up.
Not the Bee
Exploding Trees, “Frostquakes” Possible In Midwest This Weekend
Apparently this is a real thing that happens when it gets cold enough:
HIGHLIGHTS: Trump made sure to equally dunk on everyone at the World Economic Forum
Trump is an international equal-opportunity offender, and he proved that at Davos today.
Report: Parents who raised $170,000 by claiming ICE gassed their kids on the way home from a basketball game lied about the whole thing
Turns out it’s really easy to make money in America by lying.
It’s almost Groundhog Day and PETA wants to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a giant hologram
It seems every year now PETA tries to replace Punxsutawney Phil. Last year it was a cake, this year it’s this:
Not Satire: Liberal white women lecture black ICE agent about race and history
If you told me this was a new comedy show on Comedy Central, I’d believe you.
Treasury secretary says California Gov. Newsom is “Patrick Bateman meets Sparkle Beach Ken” 💀
Leave it to the 63-year-old sassy gay in the Trump Administration to bring the perfect insult to Gavin Newsom.
Blue Lives Matter says it totally didn’t stage fake ICE operations in 9 states to distract protesters
This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time.
Former sports reporter Michele Tafoya just filed paperwork to run for Senate as a … Republican?
Reporting live from the sidelines of politics, I hereby report that former sports reporter Michele Tafoya has filed paperwork to run for U.S. Senate as a Republican in Minnesota.
British teacher scared of being fired for showing Muslim students how to play chess
Welcome to … England?