Minnesota is out of control.
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NOT SATIRE: Walter White’s Prop Meth Is For Sale
Breaking Bad fans rejoice. Walter White’s famous Blue Magic meth is hitting the streets.
WATCH: Woman who drove her car into the water rescued by bystanders, including Navy rescue swimmer
This is an incredible rescue video from Virginia Beach, Virginia, where it looked like they weren’t going to be able to get there in time.
AI has begun “asking itself questions” in order to learn more quickly 🫣
Pretty sure that, looking back from the rubble-strewn wasteland of the Machine Wars, this is the point humanity will identify as when we probably should’ve, you know, pulled the plug on this stuff.
Woke Minnesota clergy storm Target HQ to protest ICE with African-American spirituals
I tell you, this is the sort of thing that brings tears to your eyes — stinging, blinding, uncomfortable tears, but that still counts!
Canadian Police Arrest “Patel, Patel, Patel, Patel, & Patel” For Robbery
Sometime
Congress (Finally) Passes Law To Make Sure We Aren’t Sending Money To Dead People
Hey look, Congress did something!
Bear breaks into Gatlinburg candy store for the fourth time since Christmas
Tennessee candy store, Glades Homemade Candies, has had a rough year so far. Their shop has been terrorized by a black bear with a sweet tooth, who has broken into the store, not once, not twice, but four times since Christmas!
Appellate court rules Trudeau had no justification to freeze truckers’ bank accounts
So … is anyone gonna go to jail, or nah?
Welp, it happened again…
Relatively few people want to admit the truth about pit bulls.