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WATCH: Noem says ICE agent involved in MN shooting was hit and dragged 300 feet just 6 months ago
In her press conference yesterday, Kristi Noem revealed something very interesting about the ICE agent involved in yesterday’s shooting:
Bondi shooting hero is in the US for medical treatment and he had some thoughts about President Trump
Remember the Bondi Beach hero who disarmed one of the gunmen as they unloaded on Jews during a Hanukkah event?
Amy Grant Drops New Anti-MAGA Anthem (People Had Thoughts)
It’s January 2026 and in steps former Christian music starlet Amy Grant, pining for her younger days of the 60s and 70s cultural revolution with her latest single, "The 6th of January."
AOC says she won’t go on Jesse Watters’ show because he once “sexually harassed” her. We dug up the tape and it’s 🤌
He has sexualized me on his show. He has sexually harassed me on his show.
I’d say Greenland is responding pretty well to Trump’s plan to purchase them
We’ve all heard the news that President Donald Trump intends to plunk down some cash for that beautiful chunk of earth known as Greenland.
Dr. Oz says alcohol gives us “excuse to bond and socialize” but you should cut back, not have it for breakfast
Alcohol is a social lubricant that brings people together. In the best-case scenario, I don’t think you should drink alcohol, but it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize and there’s probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends in a safe way …
Minneapolis schools cancel class for the rest of the week over “safety concerns”
"Safety concerns."
Bee Forum News: “Ilhan’s Super Good Daycare” Suddenly Closes Doors In Minneapolis
The year 2026 is off to a great start with Maduro captured in Venezuela and the closure of many wonderful daycare centers in Minneapolis, like the famous "Ilhan’s Super Good Daycare." The center was reportedly open every third Tuesday of the month for fifteen minutes, providing much needed…
Walz threatens to mobilize National Guard in response to ICE shooting
A protester who was blocking traffic and then fled the scene, nearly running over an ICE agent in Minneapolis was fatally shot by federal agents today.