This could’ve been the biggest story of the day right here, but the Secret Service took care of it ahead of time:
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Jimmy Kimmel returns to the air with tearful … apology?
The (week)long national nightmare was over Tuesday night, as Jimmy Kimmel Live! returned to the airwaves with its host offering a tearful not-quite-an-apology.
Report: Jesus Christ Apparently Late As TikTok Predicted Rapture Would Be Today
Did you know that TODAY IS THE DAY?
Ryan Routh stabs himself in neck with pen after jury finds him guilty of attempted assassination
This bozo is going to jail.
Kamala Harris says 2024 election was “closest presidential race in the 21st century”
Kamala is on some heavy drugs today or something.
This Michigan man was feeding the homeless. Guess what happened next.
I’m starting to think that men who believe they are women are actually unstable lunatics that might attack you at any given moment.
Math teacher busted after drug-sniffing dog shows up to Louisiana school for surprise inspection
When police showed up at Westdale Middle School with a drug-sniffing dog for a surprise drug search, it wasn’t a student who got busted.
Kamala Harris Calls Donald Trump A Communist Dictator, Endorses Zohran Mamdani 20 Minutes Later
No joke here, Kamala Harris really called Donald Trump a communist dictator on Rachel Maddow’s show last night:
World Athletics championship to require sex tests after governing body found biological males were finalists in 135 women’s events
Earlier this year World Athletics announced males would be banned from women’s events.
Pregnant Liberal Women Now Taking Tylenol To Stick It To Trump, RFK
How it started: