This is some seriously messed up stuff from the Washington Wizards.
Not the Bee
The Verge complained that NASA might be violating international law and got ratioed to the literal moon by patriots 🔥
But muh iNtERnaTioNal LaW!
Report: 9% of all 2023 births in the United States were to parents who are not legally or permanently in the country
In case you weren’t sure about the impact of birthright citizenship in the United States, consider this from Will Cain.
Travel for out-of-state abortions dropped 16% in the past year, but that’s because women ordered 26% more abortion pills…
If you don’t ban the pills, you aren’t going to stop the murder of babies.
“Bob’s Burger” actor Eugene Mirman got yanked from a fiery car crash by the security team of New Hampshire’s governor
Watch this video and then tell me how in the world anyone came out of this car alive.
Trump tells Erika Kirk to take aim at the online trolls: “They’re so jealous of Erika … sue their a** off”
For half a year, the grifters and nutjobs have banded together to attack a widow whose husband was assassinated in front of a crowd of people.
NASA’s toilet stopped working onboard Artemis II after launch. We have a very important update. 🚽
You’d think that a $4.2 billion spacecraft would have a working toilet.
WATCH: Kid Rock tells the story of that time military helicopters stopped by his house
So Kid Rock has been in the news lately for this:
With all that’s happening in the world, the BBC is out here testing whether googly eyes scare seagulls away
With all the chaos that is in our world, rest assured Britain’s flagship network news source is covering the really important news!
Nestle launches “stolen KitKat tracker” after thieves stole 400,000 of its candy bars
Real news 👇