If the Babylon Bee were to write a parody of a food stamp recipient and create this lady out of thin air it would be the most racist, sexist, and offensive thing imaginable.
Not the Bee
Trump just updated the Presidential Walk of Fame with savage new inscriptions 🤣
Trump’s Presidential Walk of Fame, a display of past presidents at the White House, just got an upgrade: Every single president now has an accompanying text letting visitors in on their legacy, but from Trump’s perspective. 💀
Spanish Woman Fired For Being Perpetually Early For Work
They say the early bird gets the worm, but apparently not in Spain.
New Orleans café workers harass agents arresting Chinese pedophile, mistaking them for ICE: “We don’t respect whatever you do”
This is so embarrassing.
Well-rounded Iowa Democrat Ben Schauer releases HUGE statement condemning fat-shaming because it distracts from healthcare reform
This story is so big that it doesn’t fit entirely in the preview below 👇
Man accused of smuggling fentanyl shows up to court with fentanyl
A Hawaii man was alleged to have been smuggling fentanyl from San Fran to Hawaii, so when it was time to go to court in Cali, he allegedly decided it would be a good idea to show up with a few bags of fentanyl on him.
WATCH: Mexico City Congress session turns into WWE match
This just made my day 🤣
New York woman sues IRS to get dog recognized as dependent on taxes
Now look, I’m all for paying less in taxes to the government in almost every case, but this is ridiculous.
Minneapolis police chief compares Mary and Joseph to illegal aliens while explaining why he won’t cooperate with ICE
It’s 2025, so we have to do about 2 stories every week where some bonehead leftist uses the Nativity or the story of Jesus’s birth to attack federal law enforcement.
WATCH: Liberals Toss Ice Into Boston Harbor To Protest Immigration Enforcement
Liberals gathered in Boston yesterday on the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party and decided to protest ICE by literally tossing ice into the Boston Harbor.