Every gambler knows that the house always stacks the odds in their own favor; it’s just this time it was the House of Representatives and not the casino.
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Trump to sign order in nationwide push to get homeless people off streets, into treatment centers
If this plan works, and we’ll see, then we will begin winning again on a level never before imagined.
Hospital settles lawsuit after patient dies during surgery. The doctors were playing “Music Bingo” during the procedure.
Cataract surgery is one of the most common surgeries out there with 4 million performed per year, but any surgery can be dangerous, especially if your surgeon is playing bingo while conducting it.
Candace Owens goes all-in after France’s president sues her for calling his wife a dude
We told you yesterday how Candace Owens is being sued by French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife, Brigitte.
Joe Biden bags $10 million bonus for selling memoir he totally wrote
In case you were wondering, the publishing industry is also a big giant scam.
Savannah Bananas player biffs backflip live on CNN
Savannah Bananas player RobertAnthony Cruz appeared on CNN this morning and was scheduled to do a backflip to start the segment. However, it did not go as planned.
Big props to the lads who recently shattered the record for world’s largest Scotch egg
If you’ve never had a Scotch egg before, let me assure you: You are missing out.
Chuck E. Cheese Arrested In Florida
My 10-year-old self rn:
Australian man criminally charged for stopping home invader with pepper spray
Australia, are you ok? Do you need help?
Joy Behar accidentally announces that “The View” is going on a hiatus after Friday’s show
It looks like Joy Behar accidentally broke some heartbreaking news during The View today:
Hulk Hogan passes away at 71. Rest in peace, brother 😔
Beloved wrestling star and patriotic American Hulk Hogan has reportedly died at 71 years old.
Ulta teams up with “Queer Eye’s” non-binary grooming expert to advertise their products
There’s nothing like a beared dude in a dress pushing beauty products at Ulta, is there?
Palestinian Columbia student Mahmoud Khalil couldn’t even condemn Hamas when CNN threw him a softball question
Remember this doofus?
The BBC has been using this “microagressions” guide for years and people just discovered it 🤣
The BBC put together a workplace training video in 2021 called "Black Woman’s Guide to Workplace Microagressions" and people are just learning about it now.
TIME made a list of the top 100 podcasts which “shaped the genre” … guess who they left off
For those of you unfamiliar with the podcasting world, I would recommend that you don’t trust TIME Magazine to help you get familiar.
FBI announces shutdown of major dark-web sites used by pedos in “Operation Greyskull”
The FBI is using He-Man references to hunt pedophiles and you’re blackpilling?
Pam Bondi cancels appearance at CPAC Summit Against Human Trafficking due to medical issue
When you won’t release the Epstein Files and you need an excuse to miss CPAC’s Summit on Human Trafficking:
Kaiser Permanente, the largest nonprofit healthcare system in America, to pause sex-change surgeries for kids ✊
In an endless cycle of bad news, it’s refreshing to have some good news for a change.
A reporter tried to shame Ravens Head Coach John Harbaugh for meeting with Trump and got absolutely destroyed
Sports reporters asking political questions is one of the dumbest things about our culture. But when this reporter asked John Harbaugh why in the world he recently met with Trump at the White House, Harbaugh gave a masterclass on how to answer these dumb questions.
Watch: New York Democrat wants more migrants in her district for “redistricting purposes”
Don’t you love when they just say it?
Federal judge blocks ICE from arresting “Maryland dad” Kilmar Abrego Garcia again if he is released from jail before his human trafficking trial
"Maryland man" Kilmar Abrego Garcia apparently made his way back from El Salvador to America on June 6 only to be arrested in Tennessee for human smuggling (hard to believe, I know).
McDonald’s manager charged with shooting employee’s mom who was punching her in the face
If you’ve worked in the fast-food world, you know that there are lazy people out there who refuse to do even the most basic work.
Wall Street Journal says Trump was told he is mentioned in Epstein Files back in May
Trump is already suing the WSJ for saying he drew a weird note of a naked woman and sent it to Epstein.
Obama judge (predictively) blocks release of Epstein grand jury transcript
Judge Robin Rosenberg, an Obama appointee, has put out a statement explaining that she will not be releasing the grand jury transcripts for the Jeffrey Epstein case in Florida.
CNN cuts away from Tulsi Gabbard as she lays out smoking gun against Obama
CNN spent years talking about Russian collusion. Why don’t they want to talk about it now?
French President Emmanuel Macron is suing Candace Owens for defamation over claims that his wife is a dude
Candace Owens is being sued for defamation by French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife over Owens’ claims that Macron’s wife, Brigitte, is a dude.
“Somewhat of a miracle”: This trucker avoided death by the absolute slimmest margin
Just east of Lovell, Wyoming, there’s a treacherous stretch of highway called US 14A. It has a 10 percent grade or more with several hair pin turns.
Subsidized grocery store in Kansas City working out exactly like you thought it would
This reminds me of old videos of Soviet stores!
The guy who threw rocks at feds during LA ICE riots has been arrested at the southern border
Remember during the LA ICE riots when this bro, Elpidio Reyna, was throwing rocks at federal agents?
Trump announces “largest trade deal ever made” with Japan
I’m starting to think this guy knows a thing or two about deals.