The phrasing here is … interesting.
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BREAKING: Trump Repeats Putting Candy On Child’s Head
He did it!
“DEATH”: Third memorial billboard for Charlie Kirk vandalized in Asheville area
I’m starting to think these vandals want me and everyone who looks and votes like me to die.
“This is how a child behaves”: JD Vance explains why Republicans aren’t just going to give Democrats the CR of their choice
Republicans keep waiting on Democrats to accept their clean CR bill and move on with a vote to reopen the government, but they won’t do it. They want perks in there.
Brits Seek To Restore Nation By Demanding The Right To Bear … Pepper Spray?
Remember how Englishmen used to be able to own firearms?
United Airlines flight turns around after passenger’s laptop fell through crack into cargo hold
Well, I didn’t know that this was a thing.
Dictionary.com Names “67” Word Of The Year
Dictionary.com has named "67" (pronounced sik-sehh-vin) as the 2025 Word of the Year.
Trump admin lowers refugee cap from 125,000 to 7,500, with priority for white South Africans fleeing violence
Well, that’s a pretty dramatic policy shift, ain’t it?
Groom Sells Ads On Suit To Pay For Wedding
Dagobert Renouf was looking for a creative way to pay for his wedding, and being in sales, he figured why not sell ad space on his suit?
Black TikToker called “Mrs. Christ” tells the “white man” that she will “hunt you animals down and eat you” if EBT benefits are cut
If this were a white woman saying this to black people, she’d be on every media outlet across the nation within an hour:
Congressional candidate charged with impeding ICE says she was just “exercising First Amendment rights”
Democrats will see this and assume Kat Abughazaleh is correct:
VIRAL: British woman sobs while telling news anchor how unsafe she feels in her own country
This is hard to listen to, but the alternative is ignoring it and doing nothing.
Mississippi officials say escaped lab monkeys were NOT infected with Covid, herpes, and hepatitis, but have been “destroyed”
On Wednesday, the Jasper County Sheriff’s Department said 21 Rhesus monkeys infected with Covid, herpes, and hepatitis escaped from an overturned truck on Interstate 59 just north of Heidelberg, Mississippi.
Iraqi refugee warns he “cannot stay” in America if SNAP benefits run out 🤔
Welp, we may have just discovered a surprising new benefit to the government shutting down and SNAP benefits running out…
WATCH: Aussie reporter compliments Kamala’s “world-class pivot” on question regarding Joe Biden’s decline
I think the news media is finally coming around to realize how full of it American liberals are.
Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Waves Somali Flag, Speaks Somali, Praises Somalia At Campaign Rally
Well, one thing’s for certain, he’s got the Somali vote locked down!
DC rally aims to “drive” Trump from office “NOW,” plans to “surround” White House, Capitol, Supreme Court
Remember, remember the 5th of November:
Trump orders Pentagon to restart nuke testing after three-decade hiatus
In response to escalation from Russia and China, President Donald Trump revealed on Wednesday that he had ordered the Department of War to "immediately" begin testing nuclear weapons.
Times of London retracts story after interviewing the wrong Bill de Blasio about Zohran Mamdani
Okay, this is hilarious.
Glamour UK Honors 9 Men As “Women Of The Year”
This is Not the Bee.
Ole Miss students stood for 30 minutes to honor Erika Kirk. Watch her and JD Vance deliver a message to America about faith and endurance. 🔥
30 minutes.
Come watch these “EBT of TikTok” videos, where people in nice clothes with nice cars are threatening to burn the country down over food stamps
The account "EBT of TikTok" has dozens of videos of entitled Americans complaining that YOU, the taxpayer, aren’t feeding them in addition to your own struggling family.
Detroit Police Officer Joins Court Hearing Without Pants
This gives me flashbacks to the good old days of Covid.
Albanian PM says his A.I. minister is pregnant and will give birth to 83 A.I. kids
So uhh, this is a real story out of Albania:
Fed cuts interest rates by 25 basis points
We’ve been waiting for this:
Libs Upset After Trump Receives Giant Gold Crown From South Korea
So, Trump’s tour of Asia is going well.
National Association for the Advancement of Colored People backs white Virginian over black candidate
The recent appearance of gubernatorial candidate Democrat Abigail Spanberger at the Virginia NAACP’s annual convention set off a predictable online firestorm.
Mormon Women Wait In Long Lines For Debut Of Sleeveless Sacred Undergarments
This would be a peak Babylon Bee joke, except this is REAL.
Recently discovered Dr. Seuss book to be released just in time for America’s 250th
Fantabulous timing for a book like this.
Michael Rapaport takes to the streets to slam “Zohran the Moron”
This guy is usually a bit koo-koo, but I gotta give it to him here: