Some people keep fish as pets. Others — lots of people — eat ’em. Some folks catch fish and mount them to the wall.
Not the Bee
NOT SATIRE: United Airlines Will Let Libs Switch Flights If They Don’t Want To Land At New Donald J. Trump Airport
There’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, then there’s whatever this is.
Teachers’ union prez Randi Weingarten is having a normal one
Randi Weingarten, the president of the American Federation of Teachers, has a long history of political nutbaggery in her background.
TIMELINE CLEANSE: Texas paddleboarders saved a waterlogged raccoon and it’s the most wholesome thing on the internet today
Just the best.
After finding zero bodies, Canadian AG wants to criminalize disagreeing with claim that residential schools buried native kids in mass graves
Our neighbors to the north are certainly … special, aren’t they?
You know it’s bad when viral YouTube creators are mocking a Christopher Nolan film
This isn’t even satire:
Mother of Henry Nowak’s killer gets three years in prison for hiding murder weapon
I wasn’t sure the UK would convict her, honestly, given the state of the country.
Report: Cori Bush is under investigation for funneling tornado relief money to her campaign PAC 👀
Wait, do you mean to tell me that commies steal money?
Come meet “Jimothy,” the new Seattle resident that everyone is talking about
Need some (somewhat adorable) nightmare fuel?
ICE officers will now use bodycams during all traffic stops
God bless whoever invented body cameras.