This isn’t satire. This is a real thing the City of Minneapolis just posted.
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Milwaukee “teens” now burning cars for sport
I remember ding-dong-ditching and teepeeing, but I never remember doing this as a kid:
Man Pretending To Be Woman Wins “World’s Strongest Woman” Competition
We reached yet another pinnacle of human achievement this past weekend, as a guy who pretends he’s a female won the crown of "World’s Strongest Woman."
Italian man hides dead mom’s body, dresses up as her for three years to collect pension
This dude watched Mrs. Doubtfire a few too many times growing up.
Liberal female judge overturns conviction of Somali man found guilty of stealing $7.2M from Medicaid
The great state of Minnesota, everyone:
“I don’t want children, I want POWER”: Watch these resurfaced videos of the crazy lady who might be Tennessee’s next congresswoman
This could be the new representative for Tennesseans west of Nashville:
Greta Thunberg banned from Venice after pouring green dye into a canal to save the Earth or something
Our girl Greta is apparently done with protesting Israel so now she’s back to arguing about the weather.
Shamwow Guy Launches Run For Congress In Texas
I bet you didn’t know the Shamwow Guy is based.
Happening now: Ukraine agrees to Trump-brokered peace deal with Russia
Is the war in Ukraine about to come to an end?
Bee Forum News: Mamdani Explains To Trump That Communism Works When Funded By Capitalism
The new mayor of New York City, Zohran Mamdani, began his tenure last week with a pilgrimage to meet President Trump. Though the communist and capitalist billionaire have had a contentious relationship thus far, Mamdani turned on the charm as he explained to the president that he was…