I guess Florida Democrat Maxwell Frost’s plan to "solve" illegal immigration was popular in Democrat circles, because he’s now made his way to the talk-show circuit.
Not the Bee
People really didn’t get the jokes The Bee made yesterday (it’s not that hard) 😂
Yesterday, our big bro published these two jokes back-to-back:
“Chuck Norris sneezed”: Watch the internet try to solve this week’s radar anomaly over DC
Perhaps you were in the D.C. metro area this week and witnessed the massive storms blowing through late afternoon:
Four men plead guilty to $550 million USAID fraud scheme
Well, would you look at this.
The US Navy hit their recruiting goals three months ahead of schedule 🤔
After years of struggling to recruit, both the Army and Navy have met their recruiting goals way ahead of schedule.
Florida dad charged with leaving his toddler to die in hot car while he got haircut, drank at bar
This is so incredibly sad.
This dude climbed the netting at Wrigley to get a souvenir bat only to have it taken by security. But the story ended in the best way.
Check out this classic moment from Wrigley Field yesterday:
HISTORIC: NATIONAL DEBT HITS $37 TRILLION 🥳
We did it! Congrats, everyone!
You don’t say! MIT study links ChatGPT use to cognitive decline
Shockingly, using a machine to do your thinking for you leads to you not think for yourself. That’s according to a new study from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology found:
Reuters is really out here running stories about men getting AIDS because we cut USAID
Here’s the news stories that Reuters thinks you need to know. And it’s a doozy.
Watch: Elderly man gets car stuck halfway down Rome’s Spanish Steps 😆
At first this is sort of funny. But in reality, I’m guessing the poor old guy has dementia or something, because how else would this happen?
Wisconsin church led by transgender pastors introduces new worship song: “I’m F****** Gay”
Are you ready for some fresh, hot cringe from a woke church in Wisconsin?
It’s raining cats, dogs, and miniature Death Stars in Indiana
Severe weather can get pretty crazy in midwestern summers, but no matter how hard it rains, having giant metal spheres fall from the sky is unlikely. Or, one would think. But that’s what happened this week in one Indianapolis neighborhood.
Will Smith has gone full cringe, this time in London
Will Smith has been keeping it cringe in 2025, and the trend continued last week with the release of this song, "Pretty Girls." For some reason, he thought he’s perform it on the streets of London:
Get a load of this Texas town that just fired its LAST police officer one month after arresting its mayor
You may have thought that the whole "defund the police" movement was long gone, but one Texas town not only arrested its mayor last month but also just fired its last remaining police officer.
Watch as ICE arrests more than 80 illegal aliens in raid of Louisiana racetrack
Something tells me the ICE raids are just getting underway.
Gavin Newsom Wishes Happy Birthday To “First Partner Of California”
Wokies are so weird.
Watch Honda (yes, that Honda) launch and land its own reusable rocket
We’re all familiar with the dazzling accomplishments of SpaceX. But it seems as if the era of private mega-corporation spaceflight really is upon us now:
What even is this headline??
Um … what?
Team Trump hasn’t forgotten about East Palestine. Check out what they announced today.
Man, this is some of that "promises made, promises kept" stuff that the media never talks about.
If you want to know how the Democrats plan to solve our illegal immigration problem watch this video
Welp, at least they’re honest about what they really want, huh?
Former NFL star Adrian Peterson got in a fistfight with a friend at a poker game and it’s on tape
So I guess this is what AP is up to these days…
Jewish dad records hilarious video of him telling son to clean room that was hit by Iranian missile 😂😭
Now here’s a lesson in how to make the best out of a lousy situation.
This clip of Indian tourists running away from a snake is hilarious and the comments have me rolling 🤣
This really shouldn’t have made my day, but it did.
Did y’all see the American Psychological Association condemned SCOTUS for protecting kids from trans surgeries?
Listen to the experts! Trust the science!
Florida wants to build an ICE detention facility at an abandoned airport in the middle of the Everglades
This is awesome.
Hawaii is releasing millions of genetically-modified mosquitoes into the wild and what could possibly go wrong?
I’m not sure what’s going on with mosquitos lately, but they definitely seem to be having a moment in the news.
The internet is melting down because of this mom’s choice of baby name
In about 15-20 years, there are a lot of people who are going to grow up all messed up because their parents named them something stupid.
White Sox Pride Night Rained Out, Rescheduled As Straight Doubleheader
So in case you didn’t know, the Chicago White Sox are, like, super gay.
Previously deported El Salvador man arrested for trying to stab US attorney
Another day, another crazed maniac who doesn’t belong in our country committing a violent crime.